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Why didn’t John McClane take a pair of the dead terrorist’s shoes?

Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:39 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26538 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:39 pm
Would’ve been a smart move, with all the broken glass and all.

Even Chuck Noland used a dead man shoes when they were too small for him.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
3699 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:40 pm to
It wasn’t in the script.
Posted by JoeNelson
Member since Sep 2019
408 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:40 pm to
He tried didn’t fit
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59645 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:41 pm to
They all had baby feet
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8171 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:42 pm to
They were too small. Did you watch the movie that’s currently on tv right now?
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37582 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:45 pm to
He tried and they didn’t fit
Posted by grimmrimmer
Member since Nov 2006
232 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:46 pm to
"Nine million terrorists in the world, and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1450 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:47 pm to
Euros measure their shoes weird. A normal size ten is like a 44 or 44.5 or some queer shite like that.
How could he have ever known the conversion of Freedom Units to EuroQueer units?
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 7:56 pm
Posted by TheTeaux
Rouses on Airline Drive
Member since Mar 2023
1210 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:48 pm to
What channel?
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13019 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:48 pm to
Being barefoot throughout the movie helps the audience identify with him as an everyman, not some almost superhuman figure.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26538 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:49 pm to
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What channel?


AMC.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59645 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

How could he have ever known the conversion of Freedom Units to EuroQueer units


Posted by drockw1
Member since Jun 2006
9106 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:12 pm to
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Nine million terrorists in the world, and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."



Welcome to the party, pal! (Or “Powell” depending on your interpretation)
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14268 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:46 pm to
The shoes didn’t match his belt.

HO! HO! HO!
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11862 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:59 pm to
They were in european sizes so he didn't know if they would fit.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19688 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:07 pm to
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Would’ve been a smart move, with all the broken glass and all.


He tried, the guy’s shoes were too small.
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
3494 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:13 pm to
He tried to, none of them fit.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:14 pm to
The congressman that ran for president once but is now dead?
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15585 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:39 pm to
There’s a scene in the movie where he positions his feet just right and you can see the prosthetic skin covering his feet wrinkle up.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
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Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:43 pm to
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Posted by OweO online on 1/26/24 at 9:14 pm to Hangover Haven

The congressman that ran for president once but is now dead?


I upvoted this thinking you were joking then realized “oh shite that’s Oweo. He might actually be confused”
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