Why can’t you tell socialists a joke?

I giggled

Would you mind if I sent this joke in a group text to a few of my friends?

Just spit my beer out

How did socialists light their homes before candles?

Electricity..

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Would you mind if I sent this joke in a group text to a few of my friends?

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Thanks for asking Walt, of course you can

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Davidthegnome is better at this and you should feel bad about that.

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I asked him if he wanted to share it but he was worried about the stigma against him souring it

How do you starve a Socialist?
You hide their food stamps under their work boots.


Child: When I grow up I want to be a socialist
Parent: You can’t do both


"I'm a socialist drinker!" The bartender chuckled and asked me, "Don't you mean social drinker?"
"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."


How many Socialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but when it inevitably fails, they will be sure to inform us it wasn't a real light bulb.

ROFLMAO

"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!"

In space, no one can hear you scream. In Russia, you are gagged when you scream.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there

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