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Why can’t women load the dishwasher with uniformity?

Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:22 am
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102070 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:22 am
When my wife does it, its mad chaos. Glasses and mugs on top and bottom, plate, then bowl and maybe Tupperware next to it.

I line all that shite up to maximize the capacity. I think she does this to drive me crazy so I do the dishes, Maybe she is no dummy.

Happy Mother’s Day wife and all the moms on here.

I did the dishes today.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157145 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:24 am to
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Why can’t women...
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118250 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:24 am to
You’re probably doing it wrong. Her way is better.


They need to be arranged in concentric circles.
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4794 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:24 am to
It’s like training your replacement at work, there’s a genetic program against it.
This post was edited on 5/12/19 at 11:25 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138511 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:24 am to
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Why can’t women load the dishwasher with uniformity?
fake incompetence so that you will just do the work

Congrats on falling for it
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15632 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:24 am to
I load the dishwasher. She unloads it. It’s chaos otherwise.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6576 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:25 am to
The aptitude for spacial reasoning is observed to be stronger in men.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46179 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:26 am to
WTF does it matter? If she’s doing the dishes, let her do the dishes. If it’s that big a deal you do the dishes. But if you do it because you don’t like the nonuniformity of the dishwasher don’t bitch about doing the fricking dishes.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134549 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:27 am to
If she’s doing the dishes why are you complaining?
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3089 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:29 am to
Because loading it wrong will cause issues with cups collecting water and dishes blocking dishes causing improper cleaning. Duh.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134549 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:29 am to
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I line all that shite up to maximize the capacity


Thus lessening the angles of cleaning the dishes are getting.


Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18042 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:31 am to
I am a tax accountant. Everything is done with efficiency and precision.
Posted by Kickadawgitfeelsgood
Lafayette LA
Member since Nov 2005
14090 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:33 am to
Pics before commentary, dipshite.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:36 am to
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It is well-established that, on average, men outperform women on a spatial reasoning task known as mental rotation — imagining multi-dimensional objects from different points of view. The new research, however, indicates that males gain a slight advantage in mental-rotation performance during the first years of formal schooling, and this advantage slowly grows with age, tripling in size by the end of adolescence.

Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:37 am to
English, motherfricker.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66046 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:38 am to
Do it whatever way leads to sects
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138511 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:38 am to
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tax
quote:

efficiency


Unlikely
Posted by Tigerhead
Member since Aug 2004
1176 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:40 am to
Men are logic based creatures, while women are emotion based. If she was arranging the flowers for a loved ones funeral, it would look perfect. But dish washing is not an emotion based task, so no need for undue attention to detail.You however, see it as a logic based process to increase the capacity and efficiency of the dishwasher. So you see a reason for increased effort. Simple.

Or she's fricking with you so you will do the dishes like someone said.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:40 am to
I get like this over grocery shopping and where she puts stuff in the cart. It makes no sense to put shite that can get crushed and broke, on the bottom, near the canned.box,etc items, when she knows Milk, drinks,etc and frozen shite is coming last.


Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117492 posts
Posted on 5/12/19 at 11:41 am to
Damn, y’all are right.


Women suck.


You should just quit having anything to do with us
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