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re: Why can’t Taylor Swift keep a man?
Posted on 7/30/20 at 2:41 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Posted on 7/30/20 at 2:41 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Dead lay
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Posted on 7/30/20 at 2:44 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
She roams around the orange zone.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 2:54 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
She has a terminal case of Noassatall
Posted on 7/30/20 at 3:11 pm to tommy2tone1999
Posted on 7/30/20 at 3:19 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
I want to date her just so I can say her next hit song was about me. It would be a contest to see just what kind of weird creepy stuff I could pull off. Fun part is, if you make it rhyme it is more likely to make it into her hit #1 song as a lyric.
You could jizz in her gin fizz, bone her friend Simone, do blow off her dog Beau....
If you don’t wanna rhyme, you can go straight for poetic cruelty. You lock the door with her standing outside in the rain, you bet your sweet arse she’s going to have your 14 year old niece reciting that chorus until your ears bleed!
You could jizz in her gin fizz, bone her friend Simone, do blow off her dog Beau....
If you don’t wanna rhyme, you can go straight for poetic cruelty. You lock the door with her standing outside in the rain, you bet your sweet arse she’s going to have your 14 year old niece reciting that chorus until your ears bleed!
Posted on 7/30/20 at 3:22 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Posted on 7/30/20 at 3:50 pm to OldmanBeasley
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Horrible snapper, no fellatio skills
and that’s if she even puts out which I doubt she does very often
Posted on 7/30/20 at 3:50 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
The mom who showed a normal vagina compared to Taylor Swift's vagina in comparison using sandwiches was mocked online ,but I am starting to think she may have a point.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:00 pm to MorbidTheClown
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she's a lousy frick
This has always been my suspicion, based on her personality. She seems like the type that thinks she's "too good" to really get down and dirty, and cares too much about what others think of her so she never leaves her comfort zone of laying on her back and being as bland as possible.
In other words, she's a boring lay and probably pretty prudish.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:03 pm to stelly1025
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The mom who showed a normal vagina compared to Taylor Swift's vagina in comparison using sandwiches was mocked online ,but I am starting to think she may have a point.
Here's the tweet that accompanied photo:
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:05 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
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Why can’t Taylor Swift keep a man?
She hasn't met me yet.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:13 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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Wishnitwas1998
Hope you’re doing well.
There are a lot of people in this thread talking about how TSwift is a bad lay or has a stank puss, like they fricking know
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:18 pm to GreyWhiskers
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Built like a 2x4.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:18 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
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Why can’t Taylor Swift keep a man?
She may look like hell with no makeup on.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:22 pm to Tornado Alley
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There are a lot of people in this thread talking about how TSwift is a bad lay or has a stank puss, like they fricking know
I’ve come to that conclusion after years of research and meticulously study. The science clearly points to the subject having a horrible snapper and no sexual creativity as well as a body type that leaves a lot to be desired. In full disclosure, I’m not a scientist but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn before
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:23 pm to jatilen
taytay's pussy got too many preservatives? yuck
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:43 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
I can probably stick my entire head in her flaps
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:54 pm to FLTech
I'm guessing that there's a major disconnect between how she looks with makeup and without.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:55 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
I always assumed she would be gay.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 4:55 pm to Fun Bunch
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She is probably a starfish
That...would make so much sense tbh
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