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re: Why aren’t horses man’s best friend?

Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76602 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:30 pm to
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No dog would see a piece of rope think it was a snake and then launch you off a cliff
You clearly haven’t met Scruffy’s dogs.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1952 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:34 pm to
Before man knew how to ride horses, dogs were a man's best friend

When people used horses to get around and do work, horses were a man's best friend

When people traded horses for cars and machines...the dogs got their title back.

Most dogs now don't even serve a useful purpose. They are just spoiled animals living a life of luxury. I say dogs win in the end.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1939 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:34 pm to

Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2685 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:38 pm to
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Why aren’t horses man’s best friend?
Maybe women's best friend





Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30034 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:19 pm to
When I tell a horse let's go for a walk does it run over and get its halter and lead rope? When I tell a horse let's go for a ride does it run to the car and when the door is opened hop up and sit in its assigned seat?

Until those things happen, it ain't my best friend.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104366 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:25 pm to
Horses aren't very smart and even a good one will try to kick, bite or throw you.

A good dog loves you even when you have no other friends and not a penny to your name.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
44170 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:25 pm to
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13200 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:32 pm to
Horses aren’t even inner circle best friends. Hell, I know cats better than I know horses and I frickin hate cats!
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5915 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:40 pm to
Because Catherine the great fricked one
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24500 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:43 pm to
Horses have been made to sacrifice a lot for humanity though. How many millions up millions have charged straight into their deaths in countless wars or been made to run to their deaths?
Posted by Art_Vandelay
Member since Nov 2019
217 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:44 pm to
Horses are terrible people
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4374 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:50 pm to
Way too big and expensive to care for first off.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13200 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 10:56 pm to
We going to crown oxen too?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16704 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:03 pm to
Because they’re giant cats.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47241 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:03 pm to
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Imagine cleaning horse shite off your rug.


As far as shite goes, horse shite doesn’t seem as bad as dog shite imo
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11183 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:04 pm to
Ever pick up a pile of horse shite in a baggie?
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
19509 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:21 pm to
Some people eat horse meat, but nobody eats dog meat. Oh wait, nevermind
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:29 pm to
Horses aren't as good as dogs for 'man's best friend' but they do get treated with a similar degree of stupidity IMO. This video appears to show a horribly stupid decision at trying to force a mare to mate with a stallion, and the mare then kicks the stallion and kills it. I first saw this and thought this has to be poor handling and the comments seem to confirm it's utter jackassery that got this stallion killed. She kicks him in the head and he is done.

Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24500 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:32 pm to
We didn't make oxen die in our wars. At least not that I know enough
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13200 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:35 pm to
They didn’t get the dignity of war.
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