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re: Why are people so bad at using the bathroom?

Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63346 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:04 pm to
At their cores, people are animals.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:10 pm to
People suck in general. You haven't figured that out yet?
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:18 pm to
In a school once I saw I sign that said, "Cats with pride don't have to be told to flush"
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

... someone was knocking on the stall door to hurry up. The knocking stopped and heard explosive farts and moans. The guy had taken a dump in the sink and left. He told the owner of the place and the guy said "No not again". I never laughed so hard when he told me that story

Is your brother related to Bossier2323's brother? And have they both cruised together?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43559 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:22 pm to


This is the worst I have ever seen. Someone was in a serious bind.
This post was edited on 2/5/18 at 7:24 pm
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25805 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

My pee stream rarely comes out straight. It usually goes in either direction for a second before straightening out. Got any tips?


my tip wont be anywhere near your tip.
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2556 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:28 pm to
Don't forget the nasty frickers who wipe their boogers on the wall above the urinals. Trash.
Posted by chunk
UNDER YOUR BED
Member since Jan 2007
5126 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:29 pm to
Had a story on here awhile back about a guy at a Ryan’s buffet right after recovering from stomach flu....he ran to the toilet, sat in vomit because he was in such a hurry to poop which caused him to vomit into his pants around his ankles.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5320 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:47 pm to
How about the assholes who won't pick up the toilet seat to piss and then claim that they never have even a drop of piss miss the opening.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25805 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:59 pm to
Ryans buffet is a disgrace to my name
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:08 pm to
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Ryans buffet is a disgrace to my name

I worked with a Samoan (or something) dude in Clear Lake. Thought he was an ok guy, but he ended up being an a-hole.

Dude literally went to Ryan's for lunch EVERY day. It probably seems like I am exaggerating, but nope. Ryan's at least 5 times a week.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

My pee stream rarely comes out straight. It usually goes in either direction for a second before straightening out. Got any tips?


You can work around the issue by sitting down.

If you want to resolve the root problem, clean your dick after fricking your boyfriend's arse.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25805 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:14 pm to
He’s probably got a large waistline ehh?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43559 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:15 pm to
This is why I liked the middle East. In public rest rooms they would pay an Indian or Pakistani like $3 a day to stand in the bathroom and clean up every time someone used it.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83478 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:15 pm to
I blame the illegals
Posted by mountain D values
VOLS
Member since Aug 2017
3211 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:18 pm to
When I used to work at a grocery store in high school, we would have to clean shite off the toilet seat on almost a daily basis. People are fricking retards
Posted by RemyLeBeau
Member since Mar 2015
1794 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:20 pm to
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Had a story on here awhile back about a guy at a Ryan’s buffet right after recovering from stomach flu....he ran to the toilet, sat in vomit because he was in such a hurry to poop which caused him to vomit into his pants around his ankles.



This one?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7316 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:21 pm to
Is that photo from a mental hospital?
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7316 posts
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:24 pm to
This is why you need to schedule your shitting.
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