re: Who’s Your #1 Jewish Smash (C-List and below)? [Potential for NSFW]

I never realized Connelly was Jewish. She's a damn strong candidate but I think Wonder Woman wins out. I always liked Mrs. Ari from Entourage, too. And Natalie Portman.


Back in the '90s I had a two year off and on thing with this Jewish chick who worked for Donna Brazile. At 22 she was already leaning slightly toward chunkiness but she wore it well. And she was a Katy, TX sort of Jew who loved happy hour beer and wings. But at the time she was fun and funny with great tits that she showed off to maximum advantage. When I met her parents and her dad took me aside for "the talk" I was completely taken aback by how he stressed again and again how I should never look at his daughter as anything but a sexual relationship as she had a duty to have Jewish babies. He creeped me out with several comments about "great sex" and "wild sex" but I took it as basically "Know your place, boy". I was tempted to tell him "Of course it's short-term, in ten years she'll look like your fat wife". But I showed a rare moment of restraint. She was a very cool chick but I bet she's a house and a half these days. Still, I enjoyed my time in Zion.

My sexual desire for Claire goes so much deeper than her physical appearance. She's immediate wife material. You lock a woman like her down with the quickness

Had it is damn near perfect and she is a certified badass too boot

Jordana Spiro. She was the main character in My Boys, a TBS comedy about a female sportswriter.

You sure she is a jew?

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Gadot has no jugglies

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I’ll settle for A cups, not a big deal, considering her face and legs.

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You sure she is a jew?

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Chriqui was born in Montreal, Quebec, Canada the daughter of Moroccan-Jewish parents. Her mother, Liliane, was born in Casablanca, and her father, Albert, in Rabat. She also has relatives in Israel. Her family practiced Orthodox Judaism in the Sephardic tradition.

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Her family practices and she grew up practicing Judaism, so for the purposes of this thread and my fantasy of banging a Jew...she's Jewish enough

Brunette with an accent? Sign me up.

I thought this list was for C listers, not the actually famous.

Add Jedediah Bila to the list of not really famous jewish girls that I would bang.