re: Who's the most famous person you've screwed

quote:

---

Cheerleader for the Titans.

ETA: I was 17. I lied and told her I was 19. She was 26

---

No way this happened. Did you wear your Mickey Mouse ears while whacking it to the team calendar?

quote:

---

News anchor for KNWA Fayetteville Arkansas

---

Which one?

No one


:/

She quit there and is now in the police academy in Fayetteville

I bet if he said she was a cheerleader part time and a full time teacher you would have believed him.

quote:

---

No way this happened. Did you wear your Mickey Mouse ears while whacking it to the team calendar?

---

Nope.

I have an older (5/6 years older) family friend (he's like a 3rd cousin or something) who used to work for the Titans. He was in charge of all the suites and like customer service or something. Don't remember what his title was but he was familiar with a few of the players and knew a few of the cheerleaders. I graduated at 17. This was during the summer after I graduated and before I started at UT. He invited me to hang out with him and a few friends on the boat. Some chicks also came. One of them was a cheerleader.

I told her I was a sophomore at UT. We drank. Hung out. Went back to someone's house. We flirted but she told me I was too young. Then late in the night/early morning when no one was paying attention, she said she was going home and asked if I needed a ride. Ya boy Pecker did what he does best

quote:

---

Ya boy Pecker did what he does best

---

sucked off a dude and made shite up

quote:

---

sucked off a dude and made shite up

---

ok

So you banged Connie Britton within the last 4-5 years? Yeah, no

Hilary Clint