re: Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with?

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I've got another confession, I have never eaten a chicks arse out

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shocking coming from you. ive only done it with three chicks since most are stingy about it (they have to either ask for it or you have to feel the vibe that theyd be open towards it), but it's quite the experience. they go frickin nuts

Drunk at Mardi Gras in NOLA back in the day and accidentally wound up making love to Frank Davis.

Dat's naturally Nawlins.

Driving through a very remote part of southern Arkansas when my truck broke down. Distinguished gentlemen pulls over to see what was wrong and offers me a meal and a bed for the night while he has "his man" tend to my truck. Go to his hidden-away house and have a delightful steak dinner with him, his wife, and his daughter. The wife and daughter are both knockouts and their resemblance is uncanny.
After a few drinks and conversation I decided to turn in for the night and was shown the guest bedroom by the husband. I turned in and had just finished my prayers when the door opened and I could see the silhouette of a naked woman. I reached to turn on the light but she caught my hand before I could turn the switch. The lovemaking was fierce and passionate and upon completion of the 3rd tryst she silently arose and left.
At breakfast the next morning I tried my best to figure out whether the mother or the daughter had visited but got no hint as to which one it had been. Shortly after breakfast my truck was returned in full repair and I took my leave of the ladies with still no hint of which one had been my most-welcome visitor. As I walked to the truck,accompanied by the husband, I asked him why a man of of obvious means would live so secluded with his family. He replied, "You've met my wife and daughter but that is not my only daughter. You see, I have another daughter that is a leper."

"It's the thought that counts."

So they say.

Happy Birthday

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I had sex with a miner.

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Were you knocking the coal dust off that pussy??

I worked at a conventional Wally World in the mid 80's.
A very hot (and very sleezy) red head pursued (worked in softlines) me to no end. I gave in and she was a push button frick machine.

The combo of her big breasts, hot body, pretty face and high heel pumps made made her irresistible.
She had taldnt

it was obviously a joke. I laughed

My fraternity's common whore. She's probably fricked somewhere around 20 of us. I stI'll maintain that I was first though

Next to the Boy Scout Leader I would say the crazy who camped outside of my house for three days waiting for me to emerge.

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Watched a guy eat Chasey Lain's arse in a porn video back in college and after that it became a fetish of mine. Now it's one of my favorite things to do.

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do women ask for it or do you have to beg to get to do it or do you tie them up and do it over their protests?

no one I dated or lived with or married ever even brought it up.


how do you deal with cleanliness/disease? wipes?