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re: Who here went to school at University High with Patrick Reed?

Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:22 pm to
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I don't get blindly defending a guy that has a reputation that seems well deserved


I'm not defending the guy. I'm asking questions. I have no idea what he's like.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:24 pm to
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Look at Woods, Bonds, Clemens, Jordan, and more.....



Tigers teammates at Stanford are still some of his best friends. Hardly the same situation. Yes he was a sex addict addicted to pills, but he still has a ton of friends on tour. He also partied hard with a lot of them.

I don't think Patrick Reed has been invited to a party since he was in middle school. Nobody wants to be around him besides his wife's family.

Bonds is a huge piece of shite that everyone hated being around, so that's a fair comparison.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:26 pm to
Your SIL used to date the winner of The Masters? Cool.

She said he would get mad for days at a time if she wouldn't hook up with him. I am taking that to mean that she would hook up with him but only when she was ready or the timing was right.

Since I think it has been established, by her words, that she used to date, and hook up with the Masters winner, I need to ask a question.

When he would go down on her would he grunt, growl, and holler while he was handling his bidness? In other words, since she held out on him, did he go after it with the gusto of a dog that hadn't eaten in a few days?

Thanks in advance for the local information.

Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:27 pm to
Reed will dick slap everyone in this thread while spattering lotion all over his green jacket
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:27 pm to
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I have no idea what he's like.




I do, but you can take that with a grain of salt if you'd prefer.

He's a fantastic golf talent with a dickhead for a dad, which caused him to become a dickhead himself. People don't like to be around him and he's generally very abrasive and mean to strangers and service industry folks. Nearly all of his peers on tour cannot stand him, however they do respect his game and competitiveness.

That's the gist of it. Doesn't take away the fact he bent Augusta National over a barrel this weekend.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:28 pm to
He will slap you around too frick boi
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:29 pm to
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He will slap you around too frick boi




MY DAD CAN BEAT UP HIS DAD
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58762 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:30 pm to
Ohhhh man, that unsheathed head is about to wreak havoc on you and your simple family
This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 3:31 pm
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:31 pm to
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When he would go down on her would he grunt, growl, and holler while he was handling his bidness? In other words, since she held out on him, did he go after it with the gusto of a dog that hadn't eaten in a few days?

Thanks in advance for the local information.


I hope you're on a list somewhere.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58762 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:33 pm to
I chose not to address that but it was super fricking weird, glad I’m not the only one
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45106 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:33 pm to
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I hope you're on a list somewhere.


I guess you haven't been paying attention. We are all on a list somewhere.


Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:33 pm to
I just reported him to the FBI.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:34 pm to
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When he would go down on her would he grunt, growl, and holler while he was handling his bidness? In other words, since she held out on him, did he go after it with the gusto of a dog that hadn't eaten in a few days?



Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:38 pm to
That Forrest Gump gif might be the funniest of all time I think
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37661 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:40 pm to
Who gives a shite about Reed?

Fowler is the one we ought to be pissed at. Hes with Allison Stokke. And he's a great golfer. and rich.

frick that dude.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:42 pm to
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That Forrest Gump gif might be the funniest of all time I think



I lose it laughing over and over again just watching it repeat. Definitely in my top 5 ever.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
89718 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:43 pm to
seems to me Reed has daddy issues because his dad gave him the douchebag gene and drove him way too hard.

Reed has no self control of his own and without a control freak in his life he falls apart everywhere but on the golf course.

He has a crushing inferiority complex that compensates for with false pride and confidence. This inferiority causes him to mistreat himself and those around him.

An older woman control freak comes along and replaces his control freak daddy but she gives PReed the poonanny and validation he wants.

So she wins out, helps him cut his family out of his life.

Her control turns out may be good for him because her control of his life has helped him reach the pinnacle of his sport.

She pops out two kids, he wins the Masters and now she has his arse on lock for the rest of his life.


PReed is not even close to the elite a-hole athlete level that we have seen in tennis. Just Connors and McEnroe alone laugh at the amateur level of a-hole Reed has attained.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:45 pm to
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Fowler is the one we ought to be pissed at


Actually, Adam Scott is. He is good looking, has the best swing in golf and flies in his own Gulfstream not wheels up.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:47 pm to
This dude just won the got damn masters

Who gives a shite if he is a jackass
Posted by cfish140
BR
Member since Aug 2007
8635 posts
Posted on 4/9/18 at 3:52 pm to
frick all y’all. Reed is awesome. He went and played in the Olympics to represent AMERICA while all the other pussies like Speith didn’t go because they were scared of Zika. He threw up the “shush” sign to the crowd against mcelroy which was frickin awesome. Him and McElroy talked shite to eachother the whole time which was awesome. he did the finger wag against stenson after making a putt which is also frickin awesome

Golf fans are all pretentious assholes. So he cusses when he messes up a shot...who here dosent do that? He drank in college and got caught...who didnt do that?

Yeah he’s estranged from his family but does anybody here really know why? No. He could have gone through shite with them that nobody here understands. And yeah maybe he changed a couple score cards probably for fear of his dad embarrassing him if he’s the a-hole everybody says he is

Reed is exactly what golf needs. Ii hope he keeps winning and keeps pissing off the nancys who think of they know what his life is all about. CAPTAIN AMERICA FTW
This post was edited on 4/9/18 at 4:05 pm
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