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re: Who here honestly wants to win the powerball tonight?

Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:03 pm to
Posted by Chillini
Member since Sep 2012
3153 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:03 pm to
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I got a question. Say someone here won it. How would u get the OT to believe you? I mean, if I log on later and say "hey guys, guess what...". How the hell would you convince the OT? Pic of the ticket? Just a point to ponder. Personally, I doubt I'd ever log back in again, lol.
I'd create a wiki page for "OT BALLER" and take a pic of me shooting y'all the bird!

A) I wouldn't post it online. Mostly because I'm not a karma whoring bitch.
B) I honestly wouldn't care if anyone believed me. I'd go take a nap on piles of money.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:04 pm to
I would be at work on monday win/lose. I couldn't just say frick yall, figure it out on your own. I would give me/them one week to get up to speed with anything I am working on.
Posted by cyogi
Member since Feb 2009
5145 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:08 pm to
Buy yourself a new identity after you win. Change your name, and I believe you can even change your SSN if you are that concerned. There's other things you can do.
Posted by cyogi
Member since Feb 2009
5145 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:09 pm to
You don't tell anyone, don't brag, and don't show it off.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71104 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:12 pm to
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I would be at work on monday win/lose. I couldn't just say frick yall, figure it out on your own. I would give me/them one week to get up to speed with anything I am working on.



I'd give them a month and I'd give everyone in my company $10k for every year of service.
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24807 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Buy yourself a new identity after you win. Change your name, and I believe you can even change your SSN if you are that concerned. There's other things you can do.


Screw all of that
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2788 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:30 pm to
I would buy an incredible amount of land across several states.

Also, EJ Ourso College of Business would be renamed the Gooseman College of Business

For the leeches wanting a piece of the action, tell people your interest that you live on barely covers the property taxes and your ongoing scholarship commitments to LSU.

....and hookers and blow
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24807 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:32 pm to
That should stop the leeches from coming after you
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476637 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

For the leeches wanting a piece of the action, tell people your interest that you live on barely covers the property taxes and your ongoing scholarship commitments to LSU.

i wonder how much it would cost to get a "slowflowpro scholarship of excellence" going at LSU
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71104 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:33 pm to
I'm robbing your arse if you win.
Posted by Coach Guidry
Member since Nov 2007
2333 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

I got power play and want to win 2 million. Old lady and I each get a million and a divorce.




Posted by Coach Guidry
Member since Nov 2007
2333 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

I got power play and want to win 2 million. Old lady and I each get a million and a divorce.




Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4235 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:43 pm to
Everyone here who says they want to win would change their mind if they actually did. Would you want to give up everything you have now including any good relationships you have with family and friends? All that would change even if you didn't want it to. You'd have to hire bodyguards, worry about your children's safety, deal constantly with people wanting your money. Not worth it to me.
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2788 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:43 pm to
That would not end well for you. The property I obtain would be set up like some doomsday prepper shite.
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2788 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Everyone here who says they want to win would change their mind if they actually did. Would you want to give up everything you have now including any good relationships you have with family and friends? All that would change even if you didn't want it to. You'd have to hire bodyguards, worry about your children's safety, deal constantly with people wanting your money. Not worth it to me.


My real friends would become part of my entourage. They'd get an allowance and stuff that we'd negotiate.
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24807 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Everyone here who says they want to win would change their mind if they actually did. Would you want to give up everything you have now including any good relationships you have with family and friends? All that would change even if you
didn't want it to. You'd have to hire bodyguards, worry about your children's safety, deal constantly with people wanting your money. Not worth it to me.


Totally agree
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71104 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:49 pm to
You ever see the Italian Job?
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6432 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:50 pm to
I would probably have a heart attack and die.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118252 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:50 pm to
I thought about that.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18406 posts
Posted on 1/9/16 at 2:52 pm to
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I would be at work on monday win/lose. I couldn't just say frick yall, figure it out on your own. I would give me/them one week to get up to speed with anything I am working on.


Only reason I would be at work Monday is because they wouldn't know I won, I'd plan my resignation to where it would take awhile for them to know after I'm gone
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