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Which one of you baws partied too much this weekend? NSFW

Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:01 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:01 pm
quote:

DOCTORS were forced to improvise when it came to removing a sex toy from one unlucky patient. The unnamed man turned up at A&E with a 23 inch dildo lodged inside him, having struggled to remove the toy at home.


The Sun


That x-ray.



Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9520 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:02 pm to
It's not gay if a woman puts it there!!
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

23 inch


Better known as 'just the tip' at my house
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32653 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:02 pm to
I fell on it
Posted by gazelles
Member since Apr 2011
1323 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:03 pm to
it's 2018, someone let this dude know that people use 20+ inch eels now
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:04 pm to
Your link gave my phone AIDS
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29169 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:05 pm to
That’s impressive
Posted by AustinKnight
Austin, TX
Member since May 2012
5842 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:05 pm to
First off obviously has the gay. Secondly I known a few ER nurses over the years and say this kinda thing happens more than u might think.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:12 pm to
True
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35173 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

The unnamed man turned up at A&E with a 23 inch dildo lodged inside him


We’ve all been there. This poor baw just had a story written about it. At least they didn’t use his name.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39145 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:17 pm to
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having struggled to remove the toy at home.


A real man has at least one come-along in the garage and another in the truck. He could have hooked it up and had his wife ratchet it right out of there.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13375 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:17 pm to
Can't imagine how much that must've hurt. It bad enough when I can't shite.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26610 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:27 pm to
Brits love shoving stuff up their bum....

What was the last one, the chick with the pink dildo....
This post was edited on 9/3/18 at 7:28 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:29 pm to
Was he from Texas?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:33 pm to
That thing's going all the way up to his rib cage. How the frick is that possible?

This post was edited on 9/3/18 at 7:34 pm
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5365 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Brits love shoving stuff up their bum....


Doctors at ASST Great Metropolitan Hospital in Niguarda, Italy, tried to remove the dildo using standard techniques, where a tube and grabbing device is inserted.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

I fell on it



Million to one shot, doc.

Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29098 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 7:38 pm to
Typically it’s wise to stop after about 15 inches.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:05 pm to
I thought there is supposed to be poo up there somewhere in your butt. This guy must not have eaten in three days
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99067 posts
Posted on 9/3/18 at 8:08 pm to
Italy, huh? So that’s where Toddy went.
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