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re: Which husbands on the OT do all the cooking, cleaning, laundry.etc?

Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:59 am to
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
18053 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:59 am to
I do all the cooking. She does the dishes. We share the rest.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10130 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:00 am to
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My ole lady and I have a mutual agreement. I take care of everything around the around the house and this is what I get.
1. I get sex anytime, anywhere, and any way I want. Trust me this is a 100% true statement.
2. She never bothers me about any of my hunting and fishing time I spend away from home.
3. I can buy anything regarding hunting and fishing that I want.
I work a full time job and have no issues with our agreement. I actually don’t know why women complain about house work. I really think I have the best part of the deal.


I know you think you got away with a good deal, but I guarantee you she thinks it's pathetic that you had to make a deal for sex.

And no self respecting man needs to make a deal for #2 & #3 if they work a full time job.

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39555 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:02 am to
So her job is just to frick you for a few minutes a week and you think it’s a good arrangement?
Posted by Bow dude72
Member since Mar 2017
2719 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:02 am to
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When sex becomes a quid pro quo, you might wanna reevaluate your relationship. Shits gonna come undone eventually.


I have not a a worry in the world. Im 46 she is 32 and we have been together for 13 years. She knows where it’s at! Lol
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14790 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:03 am to
Dishes, towels, beds/sheets, cook most meals on weekends, wash vehicles (inside and out),
Posted by Bow dude72
Member since Mar 2017
2719 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:04 am to
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How many kids do you have? If none, you've got it made.


NONE! I’ve been clipped and we are not adopting.. she never wanted any kinda career driven
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:04 am to
You were 33 and she was 19 when y’all got together? Where did you meet her...her high school graduation?

fricking creepy bro
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:04 am to
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Which husbands on the OT do all the cooking, cleaning, laundry.etc?


No, I'm not a Beta
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:06 am to
I work on a rotational basis overseas 60 days on 60 off. We have two boys so it’s a lot on her while I’m gone. While I’m home I try to all the laundry and cleaning and probably about half of the cooking.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:06 am to
I do all the cooking because my wife is from Landmass and can't cook worth a shite. I also do my laundry because I'm picky. I don't touch the dishes because it grosses me out if they have been in the sink for more than an hour. If the sink is empty, I will rinse my plate and put it in the dishwasher.
I also go to the camp whenever I want and have never been turned down for the secks.
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 7:08 am
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10130 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:07 am to
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You were 33 and she was 19 when y’all got together? Where did you meet her...her high school graduation?

fricking creepy bro



I'm actually interested in this backstory. I could never date a 19 yr old... just too immature.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32429 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:10 am to
I would cook, hire someone to clean, but I ain’t doing laundry. frick that.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37464 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:11 am to
I do the majority of the cooking and laundry, my wife does the majority of the cleaning. It doesn't bother me all too much, as I work from home and my wife has to go to the office. We eat out quite a bit due to this scenario, though.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:11 am to
Probably his kids babysitter.
Posted by Bow dude72
Member since Mar 2017
2719 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:11 am to
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fricking creepy bro


I met her at a nightclub. She was graduating college with her bachelors degree at 20. She was very mature for age. She never wanted any boys she liked older men. There is 14 years difference between her dad and her mom. That’s probably why.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:15 am to
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She never wanted any boys she liked older men. There is 14 years difference between her dad and her mom. That’s probably why.


Bingo...daddy issues.

That’s why she makes you do everything around the house because she thinks of you as her dad and not husband. I bet she flicks the bean to incest porn while you’re at the hunting camp.

But you got yourself a great deal baw...all the sex you want!!!
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43530 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:17 am to
Maybe it’s a good thing OP isn’t reproducing.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:19 am to


Ole baw came in to brag about the most pathetic “deal” in history only to get a psych evaluation on his kid’s babysitter.
This post was edited on 12/21/18 at 7:19 am
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37464 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:19 am to
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Shame you had to make a deal with your woman to have sex. I bet Jody doesnt have to do those things to get some from your old lady

Baw, you're the one who has a wife who stays home. That's who Jody is visiting.

Also, it sounds like you made a deal too. At least his wife contributes financially to his household.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 12/21/18 at 7:19 am to
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Maybe it’s a good thing OP isn’t reproducing.


Betas don’t reproduce in nature and this one already got himself snipped so at least he’s realized his genetic inferiority and taken himself out of the gene pool.
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