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re: Where were these teachers when I was in school: Knocked up edition

Posted on 8/14/17 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 1:20 pm to
Yeah she's all kinds of batshit crazy
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 1:23 pm to
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I think that is called swirl.


Posted by TigerSaint1
Member since Apr 2014
1479 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 2:21 pm to
Double whammy with the Crazy-Lazy eye.

Guess she was hoping the BBC could knock her eye straight.
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
92362 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 2:33 pm to
Hell yeah! That BBC is potent
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20667 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 2:33 pm to
No.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86415 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 2:35 pm to
Snicka licka

Still prolly would
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33222 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 2:40 pm to
I will pass on this one.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63739 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 2:42 pm to
Looks possibly chubby
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 2:44 pm to
He must of knocked her eyes out of place. Her last name fits her eyes.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198103 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 2:45 pm to
So now we can make fun of a persons disability ?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9346 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 2:49 pm to
Wonder why people thought the baby was his??
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 3:14 pm to
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Life, vagina and credit ruined in one fell swoop... Damn shame


Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 3:20 pm to
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Even more disturbing, Cross convinced the teen's mother--who had custody--to allow the teen to move in with her in her Tallmadge home through a court approved "partial parental custody" arrangement.
She wanted that BBC so badly that she moved him

quote:

Cross convinced the teen's mother that she could continue to "mentor" him.
The mom probably was shitty to begin with. She was probably more than happy to not have to take care of him all the time.

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Charges were filed only last week after police learned that Cross and the teen had a child together in 2015 that was kept secret until a tipster called the teen's father and broke the news.
Dad is an all time hater. Clearly doesn't want his son to be great. Probably jealous that his son's pimp level is staggering and his is Yamcha like.

Kid is a shoe in for player of the century
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45326 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 3:58 pm to
IWHI. Why not? I ain't scared.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7510 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 4:15 pm to
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A former Buchtel High School teacher is accused of engaging in a three year sexual affair with a teenage boy she met when she was his eighth grade English teacher.

Laura Lynn Cross, 36,


How many times does 13 go into 36?

About 9 times a night
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 5:58 pm to
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14970 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 6:16 pm to
Found gif of kid's Father:

This post was edited on 8/14/17 at 6:17 pm
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 6:17 pm to
I'd trim her hedges if she licked peanut butter off my ding a ling.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 6:23 pm to
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dad was the one who cockblocked


He saw an opportunity to get custody. Although this situation is so fricked up I'm not sure why he'd want to.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 8/14/17 at 7:17 pm to
IWHI
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