Where in the world was Eminem today?

mom’s spaghetti

Moms spaghetti to go

knees weak

Hailie Mathers

Em looking soft as frick these days.

And a doppleganger to that dude who humps his dog.

bruh.

"There's no mountain I can't climb
There's no tower too high, no plane that I can't learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you
To show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?
(Rahhnnn!) frickin' brains, brawn and brass balls
I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed sunglasses
With Elton John's name on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my arse off
All this time, me and Dre been frickin' with hats off
(Suck it, Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off
'Fore I push this motherfrickin' button and blast off
And launch one of these Russians, and that's all
Blow every frickin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
(*Knocking*) Hailie, tell 'em, baby! (My dad's lost it!)"

"My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
At the same time, can make you dry your eyes
With the same rhyme, see, what you're seein'
Is a genius at work, which to me isn't work
So it's easy to misinterpret it at first, ‘cause when I speak
It's tongue-in-cheek, I'd yank my frickin' teeth
Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums
Get struck by frickin' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shite every time I sung
Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl
Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade
Standin' on Ronnie's grave, screamin' at the sky
'Til clouds gather; it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And that's pretty much the gist of it
Parents are pissed, but the kids love it
9 millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcm8jQBQ6kg

Jim Rockford

His lyricism was legit

quote:

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was conceptualized to taste like reheated day-old pasta

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoLI6NRr0zc

that Barcelona show was yes pls