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re: When will women stop their charade?
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:50 am to meauxjeaux2
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:50 am to meauxjeaux2
Goober :)
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Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:50 am to jmcs68
Barely got 6 inches.
5 figure income.
5"11
A keg.
Two years since "relationship"
Honda civic (did trade in a Mustang to get her a family car for kids)....
Oh well
5 figure income.
5"11
A keg.
Two years since "relationship"
Honda civic (did trade in a Mustang to get her a family car for kids)....
Oh well
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:51 am to jimbeam
quote:
Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Do you pay my automo' bills? If you did then maybe we could chill I don't think you do So, you and me are through Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Do you pay my automo' bills? If you did then maybe we could chill I don't think you do So, you and me are through
What incredibly shallow, awful, trifling lyrics. How nobody ever calls bullshite on this kind of thing is a complete mystery to me.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 10:59 am to meauxjeaux2
quote:
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
quote:
You ain't gotta be rich but FRICK THAT
How we gonna get around your BUS PASS
Fo' I put this pussy on your mustache
Can you AFFORD ME, my niggaz breadwinners, never corny
Ambition makes me, so horny
Not the fussin and the frontin
If you got nuttin, baby boy, you betta
"Git Up, Git Out and get somethin" shite!
I like a, lot of P-rada, Alize and Vodka
Late nights, candlelight, then I tear the cock up
Get it up I put it down erytime it pop up, huh
I got to snap em, let it loose, then I knock ya
Feel the juice, then I got ya, when you produce a rocka
I let you meet momma and introduce you to poppa
My, coochie remains in a Gucci name
Never test my patience ****, I'm high maintenance
HIGH CLASS, if you ain't rollin, bypass
If you ain't holdin, I dash yo
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:02 am to emoney
All women care about is looks and money
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:02 am to emoney
If you spit game at a different woman every day and get turned down for 10 years straight, you are allowed 1 free rape card. If women didn't like rape then 1 out of the 3,652 women would have taken one for the team and taken a short, poor, little dick.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:05 am to CAD703X
quote:
At least 6 inches
frick
quote:
6 figure income
frick
quote:
At least 6 feet tall
frick
quote:
6 pack
frick
quote:
months since last relationship
frick
quote:
600 hp car..
shite
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:09 am to LSU-MNCBABY
quote:
You're not around women. You don't know how important a man's hair is.
I dunno...chicks dig the cue ball look, and go nuts when the cue grows out.
Maybe confidence is what they are attracted to as long as you're not fugly
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:10 am to LSUalumnBAMAsidewalk
quote:
If you spit game at a different woman every day and get turned down for 10 years straight, you are allowed 1 free rape card. If women didn't like rape then 1 out of the 3,652 women would have taken one for the team and taken a short, poor, little dick.
...still less reprehensible than Beyoncé lyrics.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:13 am to Bunk Moreland
quote:
Never test my patience ****, I'm high maintenance
HIGH CLASS, if you ain't rollin, bypass
If you ain't holdin, I dash yo
"Can I get a F U ...for my...."
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:21 am to AjaxFury
quote:
Maybe confidence is what they are attracted to as long as you're not fugly
This guy gets it.
And probably gets it.
This post was edited on 12/30/15 at 11:25 am
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:24 am to emoney
I love scuzzy hair!!
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:34 am to emoney
Sorry you look like Harry Potter needle dick.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:38 am to Ancient Astronaut
quote:
All women care about is looks and money
So someone with good genes that is a good provider. Imagine that. Just like the rest of nature.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:43 am to SG_Geaux
This post was edited on 12/30/15 at 11:44 am
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:47 am to meauxjeaux2
What does mom say about holding a man's hand and then he sticks it down his pants?
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:56 am to Jcorye1
quote:
Also, stop falling for most of these idiots bragging about "falling in it". Men are reported to average anywhere between 5 and 9 partners their entire life. So, even assuming nothing but virgins and active people, a 30 year old guy who's been active since 20 would only average 2 partners per year.
You mean relationships or just hitting it. That seems awfully low.
Posted on 12/30/15 at 11:58 am to Kujo
quote:Can't be all three?
Who has had more sexual partners, the criminal or the well educated guy with great credit?
Posted on 12/30/15 at 12:07 pm to Tortious
I dunno, I have a lot of friends that are around 5. My cousin has only been with one chick. I try to keep the overall average up as high as possible with my slumpbuster status
Seriously though, I have dated more than 9 girls
Seriously though, I have dated more than 9 girls
Posted on 12/30/15 at 12:20 pm to emoney
They should always remember: if dicks & vages were traded on NYSE, our STOCKS would be going up & theirs would be going down with each use.
A D is a brick house appreciating, and a vag is a used vehicle, always declining in value
A D is a brick house appreciating, and a vag is a used vehicle, always declining in value
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