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When will Christmas season commercials start having same-sex holiday spirit?

Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:31 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64696 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:31 am
You all know its coming.

"Every Kiss begins with gay"


For your troubles...
This post was edited on 12/6/15 at 12:34 am
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:34 am to
"There's nothing like homo for the holidays"


It has a nice ring to it , you know?
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28656 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:37 am to
Dashing through the snow
Are you into anal play?
Let me see your balls
Wow I'm really gay HA HA HA

I assume that's how most gay men get picked up at gay bars over the holidays.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64696 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:38 am to
quote:

"There's nothing like homo for the holidays"


It has a nice ring to it , you know?



I assume advertisers will soon go this route. Surely there's a really large portion of Americans apart of the LBGT community that could be targeted just as much as the straight folks in these consumer-filled holiday seasons.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64696 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:39 am to
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I assume that's how most gay men get picked up at gay bars over the holidays.


Ehhhh...I dont think of gays as having typical male sexual expressions just pointed towards other penises...I think of them more like a male with a penis that goes after other penises in a very feminine way.

Therefore, the pick-up line comes at the end of a conversation about cashmere sweaters or some shite.
Posted by Dirty Rascal
BR/Nola
Member since Sep 2014
1013 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:39 am to
Hope not

But I can get behind this.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:40 am to


YOU DARE NOT THINK OF THE TRANS-CIS-FEMALE-DOM-LORDS?!
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:42 am to
Maybe TicTac will invent a new mint to get the cum smell out of your breath (not your as in the poster I happen to be replying to, was just the last on the list).
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64696 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:42 am to
quote:


YOU DARE NOT THINK OF THE TRANS-CIS-FEMALE-DOM-LORDS?!


I'll be honest, I can't even begin to formulate an image of what that even is, or what that is supposed to maybe even look like. I'll just picture cait jenner, seems close enough.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:54 am to
GAYngels we have heard on high
Enjoying themselves a gay olde time
And the mountains in reply
Echo the painful buttsex sighs

Glo-oohoohooooho-ohoh-rious

Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 1:03 am to
Gays already love Christmas because of all the "sss" sounds they get to make when they say it.
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 1:04 am to
quote:

You all know its coming.



Fortunately for my health, I couldn't give less of a shite. Enjoy heart disease.
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 1:54 am to
They already have the Star Wars-related cereal commercial where two dads are saying "Luke, I am your father!" "No, I am your father!" to the kid. It's something.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 2:00 am to
Jettie poo, put your avi and sig back. I like identifying posters by just that.

Oh and I for one, am looking forward to the gays making christmas much more fabulous now that they can get married everywhere. Congrats guys. <---------- Egg nog by the way.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178358 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 2:17 am to
Good call about Trump fading away, bro
Posted by Jet12
Tweet, tweet, tweet, two steps.
Member since Nov 2010
20554 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 3:08 am to
quote:

Jettie poo, put your avi and sig back. I like identifying posters by just that.

Eh. Maybe I could do the avatar. I like this one too though.

I took my sig off because I almost forgot what it was about for a second. That was so long ago.
This post was edited on 12/6/15 at 3:09 am
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178358 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 3:10 am to
You should make your avatar a hot air balloon
Posted by LSUballs
P.A.I.G
Member since Feb 2008
40391 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 6:20 am to
They need to make them with subliminal messages that make all the gay people kill themselves.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 6:29 am to
I'm wondering why there aren't pop songs about gay love
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19375 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 7:00 am to
aids test gift wrapped with a big gay bow
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