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When ordering food at a restaurant

Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:26 am
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
4961 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:26 am
I just want to check with you peeps. Am I the only person alive that goes into a restaurant and orders food off the menu and completely doesn’t alter ANYTHING????

For the past year literally everybody I have eaten out with, including my wife, has to CONSTANTLY substitute shite or ask a million questions about shite on the menu!!!!

It’s ALWAYS ‘can I have the dressing on the side?’ or ‘can I have this gravy instead of that gravy?’ or ‘what does that sauce taste like?’ etc., etc., etc.!!!

Nobody can just look at a menu anymore and just say, ‘I’ll have that.’ AND THAT’S IT!!
NO frickING SUBSTITUTIONS…..NO FIVE THOUSAND frickING QUESTIONS!!!!
They act like the process of ordering food is LIFE AND frickING DEATH!!!!! THIS HAPPENS EVERY frickING TIME WITH EVERY frickING PERSON I EAT OUT WITH!!!!! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!

And people that agonize over a simple breakfast menu need to be KILLED!!!! IT’S frickING EGGS OR BACON OR SAUSAGE OR WAFFLES OR PANCAKES!!!!!! HOW frickING HARD IS THAT???? ON THE WAY TO BREAKFAST YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE COCKSUCKING frick YOU WANT!!!!!!! YOU AGONIZE OVER A frickING BREAKFAST MENU????????????

This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 11:27 am
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:27 am to
Uh...hoes mad?
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:28 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:28 am to
you sho' is mad, baw

ETA: friend of mine owns a really nice restaurant, three actually, in Jupiter FL, his wait staff, after handing out the menu, says if you would like something prepared a certain way that isn't on the menu let us know, we'll make what ever you'd like
This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 11:31 am
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:28 am to
quote:

It’s ALWAYS ‘can I have the dressing on the side?’ or ‘can I have this gravy instead of that gravy?’ or ‘what does that sauce taste like?’ etc., etc., etc.!!!


THE HORROR!!!!
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64051 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:28 am to
Well we’ve identified who works in the food service industry.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:29 am to
this is all very meta Karen
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53949 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:30 am to
It does make me irrationally angry when the person in front of me at a drive-thru spends 10 minutes pondering over their order like they are picking out life insurance policy. It is all shite....pick something and move on!
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20102 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:31 am to
Take your caps to Facebook

quote:

For the past year literally everybody I have eaten out with

You were supposed to stay home and slow the spread for the last year
This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 11:39 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30060 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:31 am to
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Geekingoutboy
Posted by MeTarzanYouInsane
Lower Bucks
Member since Sep 2013
567 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:31 am to
I waited tables for years in college and sometimes it's gets a little ridiculous but at the end of the day, people like what they like and if the restaurant can accommodate it, then it's really not that big of a deal.

After all, you're the ones paying for it so don't settle.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:32 am to
How does that affect you?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65665 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:33 am to
quote:

For the past year literally everybody I have eaten out with, including my wife
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17549 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:33 am to
Strange melt, but yes, most of the time I just order it how it is on the menu unless it has cilantro.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11327 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:34 am to
Jesus tap dancing christ.... take a deep breath and let people order the damn sauce on the side.
Posted by Kattail
Member since Aug 2020
3327 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:34 am to
Dang sounds like you need to get some therapy. You wouldn’t want to eat at a restaurant with me.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:34 am to
There was a lady that came into the restaurant I worked at in college every day and sat in the same spot, ordered the same think every day.

Grilled chicken Sensation salad, extra lettuce. She would send it back if she deemed that it didn’t have enough lettuce even though we never charged her for the extra. Eventually the manager had to tell her that if she wanted more, she had to order another meal cause it happened so often.

She had a little nameplate made and put it on the wall next to her table and made all the servers miserable.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:35 am to
quote:

Strange melt, but yes, most of the time I just order it how it is on the menu unless it has cilantro.



can I have your cilantro?
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