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When ordering food at a restaurant
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:26 am
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:26 am
I just want to check with you peeps. Am I the only person alive that goes into a restaurant and orders food off the menu and completely doesn’t alter ANYTHING????
For the past year literally everybody I have eaten out with, including my wife, has to CONSTANTLY substitute shite or ask a million questions about shite on the menu!!!!
It’s ALWAYS ‘can I have the dressing on the side?’ or ‘can I have this gravy instead of that gravy?’ or ‘what does that sauce taste like?’ etc., etc., etc.!!!
Nobody can just look at a menu anymore and just say, ‘I’ll have that.’ AND THAT’S IT!!
NO frickING SUBSTITUTIONS…..NO FIVE THOUSAND frickING QUESTIONS!!!!
They act like the process of ordering food is LIFE AND frickING DEATH!!!!! THIS HAPPENS EVERY frickING TIME WITH EVERY frickING PERSON I EAT OUT WITH!!!!! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!
And people that agonize over a simple breakfast menu need to be KILLED!!!! IT’S frickING EGGS OR BACON OR SAUSAGE OR WAFFLES OR PANCAKES!!!!!! HOW frickING HARD IS THAT???? ON THE WAY TO BREAKFAST YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE COCKSUCKING frick YOU WANT!!!!!!! YOU AGONIZE OVER A frickING BREAKFAST MENU????????????
For the past year literally everybody I have eaten out with, including my wife, has to CONSTANTLY substitute shite or ask a million questions about shite on the menu!!!!
It’s ALWAYS ‘can I have the dressing on the side?’ or ‘can I have this gravy instead of that gravy?’ or ‘what does that sauce taste like?’ etc., etc., etc.!!!
Nobody can just look at a menu anymore and just say, ‘I’ll have that.’ AND THAT’S IT!!
NO frickING SUBSTITUTIONS…..NO FIVE THOUSAND frickING QUESTIONS!!!!
They act like the process of ordering food is LIFE AND frickING DEATH!!!!! THIS HAPPENS EVERY frickING TIME WITH EVERY frickING PERSON I EAT OUT WITH!!!!! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!!
And people that agonize over a simple breakfast menu need to be KILLED!!!! IT’S frickING EGGS OR BACON OR SAUSAGE OR WAFFLES OR PANCAKES!!!!!! HOW frickING HARD IS THAT???? ON THE WAY TO BREAKFAST YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE COCKSUCKING frick YOU WANT!!!!!!! YOU AGONIZE OVER A frickING BREAKFAST MENU????????????
This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 11:27 am
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:28 am to Geekboy
you sho' is mad, baw
ETA: friend of mine owns a really nice restaurant, three actually, in Jupiter FL, his wait staff, after handing out the menu, says if you would like something prepared a certain way that isn't on the menu let us know, we'll make what ever you'd like
ETA: friend of mine owns a really nice restaurant, three actually, in Jupiter FL, his wait staff, after handing out the menu, says if you would like something prepared a certain way that isn't on the menu let us know, we'll make what ever you'd like
This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 11:31 am
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:28 am to Geekboy
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It’s ALWAYS ‘can I have the dressing on the side?’ or ‘can I have this gravy instead of that gravy?’ or ‘what does that sauce taste like?’ etc., etc., etc.!!!
THE HORROR!!!!
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:28 am to LewDawg
Well we’ve identified who works in the food service industry.
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:29 am to Geekboy
this is all very meta Karen
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:30 am to Geekboy
It does make me irrationally angry when the person in front of me at a drive-thru spends 10 minutes pondering over their order like they are picking out life insurance policy. It is all shite....pick something and move on!
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:31 am to Geekboy
Take your caps to Facebook
You were supposed to stay home and slow the spread for the last year
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For the past year literally everybody I have eaten out with
You were supposed to stay home and slow the spread for the last year
This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 11:39 am
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:31 am to Geekboy
I waited tables for years in college and sometimes it's gets a little ridiculous but at the end of the day, people like what they like and if the restaurant can accommodate it, then it's really not that big of a deal.
After all, you're the ones paying for it so don't settle.
After all, you're the ones paying for it so don't settle.
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:33 am to Geekboy
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For the past year literally everybody I have eaten out with, including my wife
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:33 am to Geekboy
Strange melt, but yes, most of the time I just order it how it is on the menu unless it has cilantro.
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:34 am to Geekboy
Jesus tap dancing christ.... take a deep breath and let people order the damn sauce on the side.
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:34 am to Geekboy
Dang sounds like you need to get some therapy. You wouldn’t want to eat at a restaurant with me.
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:34 am to Geekboy
There was a lady that came into the restaurant I worked at in college every day and sat in the same spot, ordered the same think every day.
Grilled chicken Sensation salad, extra lettuce. She would send it back if she deemed that it didn’t have enough lettuce even though we never charged her for the extra. Eventually the manager had to tell her that if she wanted more, she had to order another meal cause it happened so often.
She had a little nameplate made and put it on the wall next to her table and made all the servers miserable.
Grilled chicken Sensation salad, extra lettuce. She would send it back if she deemed that it didn’t have enough lettuce even though we never charged her for the extra. Eventually the manager had to tell her that if she wanted more, she had to order another meal cause it happened so often.
She had a little nameplate made and put it on the wall next to her table and made all the servers miserable.
Posted on 5/13/21 at 11:35 am to LSUSkip
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Strange melt, but yes, most of the time I just order it how it is on the menu unless it has cilantro.
can I have your cilantro?
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