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re: When no one is around, do women just toot where they are?
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:53 pm to shutterspeed
Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:53 pm to shutterspeed
Yep
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Posted on 8/12/22 at 7:55 pm to parrothead
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Get married and they’ll just do it in front of you.
And then in an innocent voice say "'scuse me" after blasting the trumpet.
Posted on 8/12/22 at 8:35 pm to shutterspeed
They break the barrier early on.
Posted on 8/12/22 at 8:35 pm to shutterspeed
You obviously haven't spent time around enough women..
Posted on 8/12/22 at 8:41 pm to shutterspeed
Gross! Womenses don't do that!
Posted on 8/12/22 at 8:46 pm to shutterspeed
quote:yes
When no one is around, do women just toot where they are?
Posted on 8/12/22 at 10:30 pm to GreenRockTiger
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yes
Finally, truth.
Posted on 8/12/22 at 10:36 pm to Laugh More
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toilet humor progressive?
I love comedy and joking around, etc but toilet humor has never been funny to me. Its a bodily function. Like sneezing. There is nothing funny about sneezing.
Posted on 8/12/22 at 10:38 pm to OweO
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There is nothing funny about sneezing.
Posted on 8/12/22 at 10:39 pm to parrothead
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Get married and they’ll just do it in front of you.
16 years and still hasn’t
Her sisters OTOH are some fricking pigs baw
Posted on 8/12/22 at 10:43 pm to shutterspeed
Everybody toots,
It’s true,
It’s such a silly sound,
It’s funny in a crowd,
Or when there’s no one else around,
Some squeeze by with a squeak,
While others, louder than a trumpet,
But if you trust a fart,
You might unleash a trouser crumpet
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:20 pm to parrothead
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Get married and they’ll just do it in front of you.
LOL. Yup. At least once a night while in bed.
Also, despite our master bedroom having a damn door to the bathroom... nope. Leaves it open.
She says it's because she is comfortable around me...
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:25 pm to OweO
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toilet humor has never been funny to me. Its a bodily function. Like sneezing. There is nothing funny about sneezing.
Wrong.
Posted on 8/12/22 at 11:36 pm to LSUFanHouston
LOL. Yup. At least once a night while in bed. Also, despite our master bedroom having a damn door to the bathroom... nope. Leaves it open. She says it's because she is comfortable around me..
After 17 years, I’m pretty sure we know all of each others ins and outs. For better or for worse, right? That’s why they invented the Fart Fan in the water closet
After 17 years, I’m pretty sure we know all of each others ins and outs. For better or for worse, right? That’s why they invented the Fart Fan in the water closet
Posted on 8/13/22 at 9:54 am to OweO
All about context bro. Try sneezing loudly next to someone sleeping or concentrating and freak them out = funny
Sneezing at a funeral = not funny cause it’s natural
Farting loudly at a funeral = hilarious
To each their own of course, but perhaps you’re just not a funny person?
Sneezing at a funeral = not funny cause it’s natural
Farting loudly at a funeral = hilarious
To each their own of course, but perhaps you’re just not a funny person?
Posted on 8/13/22 at 9:59 am to shutterspeed
My wife farts about once a year and it’s silent. I know this bc it is the combined smell of an entire years worth of farts compressed into one.
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:03 am to OweO
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never been funny to me
I wouldn't find it funny either if my face was at err'one's Bee-hole level, having smelled 50,000 farts straight from the factory.
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:16 am to fr33manator
quote:
Everybody toots,
It’s true,
It’s such a silly sound,
It’s funny in a crowd,
Or when there’s no one else around,
Some squeeze by with a squeak,
While others, louder than a trumpet,
But if you trust a fart,
You might unleash a trouser crumpet
Don't take it personal, but if you wrote this thinking its good or funny.. Its not. It sucks. If you wrote it, just playing around and threw whatever came to mind first and wasn't meant to be take serious then its cool.
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:38 am to OweO
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Don't take it personal, but if you wrote this thinking its good or funny.. Its not. It sucks. If you wrote it, just playing around and threw whatever came to mind first and wasn't meant to be take serious then its cool.
So every one of your posts?
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