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re: When driving what do you when a squirrel crosses the street

Posted on 3/22/19 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
59064 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 4:16 pm to
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Dogs i will stop in the middle of a highway to make sure I dont hit.


yall just don't give a shite about killing other humans or yourselves to save some mutt
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58380 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 4:18 pm to
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What a POS. In my world, I value the life of that squirrel more than i value the life of people like your friend.


I usually swerve to try to hit squirrels
This post was edited on 3/22/19 at 4:20 pm
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
11437 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 4:23 pm to
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I don't try to avoid butterflies either.
Former SO’s mother had one of those “I brake for butterflies” stickers on her car. The first time I saw it I said “I speed up for squirrels”.

She chewed my arse out until she realized I was kidding.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 8:26 pm to
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yall just don't give a shite about killing other humans or yourselves to save some mutt

Well dogs>humans the vast majority of the time
Posted by Mr Clean
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Member since Aug 2006
52578 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 8:46 pm to
I like animals.

Animals > Young men in full-sized trucks with beards and full-sleeve tattoos who think they’re bad asses because they nailing some skanks
This post was edited on 3/22/19 at 8:47 pm
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 8:57 pm to
Slow down. To me it’s like a kid in the street!!!
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75700 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 9:43 pm to
Slow down.

Never seen one on a highway, just on residential streets.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23794 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 9:45 pm to
Try to hit him, then call the wife and tell her to start the gravy.
Posted by Telecaster
Memphis
Member since May 2017
2030 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 9:58 pm to
Nothing, keep driving.

They're bushy-tailed tree rats. Destructive vermin. I also dispatch them to tree rat hell with my Gamo Silent Cat air rifle when I catch them on my bird feeders. Starlings and English Sparrows too(not native birds for the US, introduced from the UK).
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 10:06 pm to
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Slow down or do whatever I can to avoid hitting him.


What if it’s a female squirrel?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
100250 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 11:08 pm to
Some baws speed up it appears.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
20980 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 5:58 am to
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I'm usually too busy texting to notice anything.


Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15193 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:24 am to
Squirrel suicide is no joke.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
107573 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 6:31 am to
Squirrels I try to avoid.

Driving through New Orleans at night, though, you’ll run across the occaisional rat in the road. I do everything I can to try to smash those frickers.
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
7278 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:06 am to
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quote:
Slow down or do whatever I can to avoid hitting him.


This. What moron wouldn't?


A moron who wants to avoid a vehicle crash that might kill a pedestrian or human passenger. Your Mini Cooper probably won’t hurt the squirrel anyway.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14642 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:10 am to
I live in Bucktown and about once a month a duck gets greased on W. Esplanade. Unless it is in the middle of the night I can't understand how someone just runs over a duck.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
5641 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:21 am to
Who are you...PETA?
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
52578 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:26 am to
Thanks for protecting society from such evil
Posted by 995webmaster
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
3780 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:27 am to
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
52578 posts
Posted on 3/23/19 at 7:28 am to
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