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re: when do you pee sitting down?
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:04 pm to onelochevy
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:04 pm to onelochevy
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Never. There's absolutely no excuse to do this. I don't care how tired or drunk you are.
Thank you and some of you m'fers need to figure out dealing with night pissing without pissing like a female.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:05 pm to JackieTreehorn
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I shite standing up.
Years ago I was at O'Hare airport. I'm heading to a stall and don't see any legs/feet so I push the door open. It's unlocked. To my surprise, there is some guy in there (possibly from SW Asia) feet on the toilet seat in a squat. Lock the fruking door for chrissake. Disgusted, I tell him "so that's how they do it in your country" and walked off.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:09 pm to t00f
Early morning, late night, drunk, hungover, feeling lazy, might have to poop, need to send a text or email, etc. I stand in these situations too, but sometimes I sit.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:09 pm to Upperdecker
This should be right in your wheelhouse
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Upperdecker
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:11 pm to onelochevy
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Never. There's absolutely no excuse to do this. I don't care how tired or drunk you are.
How insecure does someone need to be to think they need an excuse to take a piss however they want?
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:12 pm to t00f
Whenever I want to......how you piss doesn’t make you any more or less of a man. Stupid post that seems to pop up from time to time. I guess a real badass pisses standing up while eating live kittens?!?
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:23 pm to t00f
My penis is too long it will hit the toilet water
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:27 pm to t00f
Underrated. You’re missing out.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:31 pm to tigergirl10
so far we have 3 alphas and 58 betas
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:31 pm to t00f
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When I have to take a dump, I walk up and pee first.
Even in an emergency? You must shite your pants a lot
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:33 pm to t00f
After I’ve eaten too many hooters extra hot wings and I am glued to the toilet
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:38 pm to t00f
what a weird thought.
I did an analysis and I determined that I wiz more outside than indoors. In fact I have a favorite oak next to the construction site that I am either trying to get it to grow faster or kill it.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:41 pm to t00f
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when do you pee sitting down?
100% of the time at home, without fail.
The whole idea that peeing sitting down makes someone less manly has always been hilarious to me.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:45 pm to t00f
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This post was edited on 10/10/22 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:47 pm to t00f
Bruh. Don’t you type things like “vv” and post in the lunch thread like a gossip girl? 
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:51 pm to CocomoLSU
Baws will brag about having the option to pee however they want but will jerk themselves off for always doing it one way. You stupid fricks.
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