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re: when do you pee sitting down?

Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:04 pm to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101174 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

Never. There's absolutely no excuse to do this. I don't care how tired or drunk you are.



Thank you and some of you m'fers need to figure out dealing with night pissing without pissing like a female.
Posted by 92Tiger
Member since Dec 2015
614 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

I shite standing up.


Years ago I was at O'Hare airport. I'm heading to a stall and don't see any legs/feet so I push the door open. It's unlocked. To my surprise, there is some guy in there (possibly from SW Asia) feet on the toilet seat in a squat. Lock the fruking door for chrissake. Disgusted, I tell him "so that's how they do it in your country" and walked off.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70257 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:06 pm to
When I pee out my butt.
Posted by zsav77
Member since Oct 2011
6255 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:08 pm to
Someone is overcompensating.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68860 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:09 pm to
Early morning, late night, drunk, hungover, feeling lazy, might have to poop, need to send a text or email, etc. I stand in these situations too, but sometimes I sit.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40394 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:09 pm to
This should be right in your wheelhouse

quote:

Upperdecker
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31395 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Never. There's absolutely no excuse to do this. I don't care how tired or drunk you are.


How insecure does someone need to be to think they need an excuse to take a piss however they want?

Posted by teatiger
Member since Jan 2004
169 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:12 pm to
Whenever I want to......how you piss doesn’t make you any more or less of a man. Stupid post that seems to pop up from time to time. I guess a real badass pisses standing up while eating live kittens?!?
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
3249 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:23 pm to
My penis is too long it will hit the toilet water
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10671 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:27 pm to
Underrated. You’re missing out.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10665 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:30 pm to
Every time I use the bathroom.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101174 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:31 pm to
so far we have 3 alphas and 58 betas
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52902 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

When I have to take a dump, I walk up and pee first.

Even in an emergency? You must shite your pants a lot
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:31 pm to
t00f you are out of control
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32591 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:33 pm to
After I’ve eaten too many hooters extra hot wings and I am glued to the toilet
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7579 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:38 pm to

what a weird thought.

I did an analysis and I determined that I wiz more outside than indoors. In fact I have a favorite oak next to the construction site that I am either trying to get it to grow faster or kill it.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155308 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

when do you pee sitting down?

100% of the time at home, without fail.

The whole idea that peeing sitting down makes someone less manly has always been hilarious to me.
Posted by PrecedentedTimes
Member since Dec 2020
3128 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:45 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/10/22 at 3:48 pm
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
22764 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:47 pm to
Bruh. Don’t you type things like “vv” and post in the lunch thread like a gossip girl?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68860 posts
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:51 pm to
Baws will brag about having the option to pee however they want but will jerk themselves off for always doing it one way. You stupid fricks.
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