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re: When at a diner do you use the tabletop condiments?

Posted on 7/4/26 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 7/4/26 at 5:56 pm to
I try to not think about that.
Posted by riverparish
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 7/4/26 at 6:50 pm to
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No way I’m using the communal ketchup bottle


I know a guy like this. Said he was in a Ryan's back in the 90s and saw a kid pour ketchup on his fries, then lick around the rim of the bottle to get the excess off. Put the cap back on and put the ketchup back on the table. To this day, he will not use table condiments in a bottle.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20763 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 8:52 pm to
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When eating in a popular restaurant I looked over and noticed a toddler that had the ketchup bottle with top removed and had it buried in his mouth up to the 57 chugging ketchup like he was drinking from a baby bottle.

Future winner of the Nathan’s hotdog eating contest, get them started early.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 7/4/26 at 9:00 pm to
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Also there are sick fricks out there who I’m sure spit in them. Also some weirdo could drop a little fentanyl in it and wipe out a family.


Yea man. I hear about fentanyl ketchup deaths at least once a week!
Posted by IndianMoundFireworks
Member since Oct 2021
884 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 9:53 pm to
I like the warm ketchup in the squeeze bottles.
Posted by Nephropidae
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Posted on 7/4/26 at 9:55 pm to
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Posted by SecGamer
Member since Jan 2026
482 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 9:56 pm to
Weird rant for the 4th of July I know.
You’re right about that
Posted by gladchiefisgone
Member since Sep 2010
2176 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 10:01 pm to
I read an article a couple years back that the worst thing as far as virus... bacteria is touch the menu and condiments in a restaurant. The other thing was to never us the hand blow dryer in the bathroom...it blows stuff from off the floor and walls that you inhale. The article said it was best to dry your hands on your clothes than to use the blower.
Posted by kayjay
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
624 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 10:03 pm to
I drank out the hose pipe as a kid. Had to let it run for a few seconds to flush out the rubber taste. It was glorious when you were playing outside and thirsty.
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 7/4/26 at 10:16 pm to
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Also some weirdo could drop a little fentanyl in it


Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85136 posts
Posted on 7/4/26 at 10:20 pm to
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I’ll frick skanks.


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