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re: What’s Your Most Impressive Sexual Brag (NSFW)?

Posted on 6/1/23 at 8:46 am to
Posted by Broham
Member since Feb 2005
19181 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 8:46 am to
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Had sex once for 6 hrs straight non stop

No, no you didn't.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9605 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 8:54 am to
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I know a guy, a pediatrician, that got the trifecta during Mardi Gras one year when we were young idiots, mom, daughter, and granny, all in one setting
.

I did three generations ( mom, daughter and granny ) in Galveston. Separate. Took me a week to hit all three. Had forgotten about that.
This post was edited on 6/1/23 at 8:55 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16617 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 8:57 am to
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I had two women pay me $450 one night in Nola to go back to their hotel room and double up on me.

We all know that trophies don’t have to use money to persuade.

Probably not your finest moment.

Posted by BabysArmHoldingApple
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2016
1342 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:07 am to
Hit it non-stop for over an hour last daylight savings night.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92217 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:15 am to
not a conquest or brag but I had Grace Slick on a flight once and of course they boarded her early, I was coming out of the cockpit to get something about the time she was entering first class and we met face to face, she asked me if I was the pilot, I said yes I am, she goes "I don't think I've ever fricked a pilot," I looked at my watch and said "well, we've got about thirty minutes before I have to get to work," she goosed me and burst out laughing
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29695 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:25 am to
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Had sex once for 6 hrs straight non stop

No, no you didn't.


Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
This post was edited on 6/1/23 at 9:25 am
Posted by BabysArmHoldingApple
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2016
1342 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:28 am to
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I was coming out of the cockpit


Seems like a brag...
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5252 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:29 am to
Didn't realize you were there, or I guess not there if you find it so unbelievable. 100% did, if I wanted to lie on and anonymous message board I could have come up with something way cooler. But no, it happened, was 10pm to 4am-ish.
Posted by cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
1545 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:31 am to
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Yay for marital committment!


Was that wrong? Should we have done that before we got married or something?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92217 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:34 am to
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the cockpit


I can't believe that they haven't cancelled that term yet, can almost guarantee it's coming
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71070 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:35 am to
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You must tie good knots.



Life skill
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61428 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:36 am to
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I can't believe that they haven't cancelled that term yet, can almost guarantee it's coming


You know you juvenile assholes giggle everytime you say it
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74818 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:37 am to
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Life skill
Did your family emigrate from Deutschland in the mid 1940s?

Possibly there’s a family tradition of knots, see?
This post was edited on 6/1/23 at 9:37 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92217 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:39 am to
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You know you juvenile a-holes giggle everytime you say it



LINK
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:50 am to
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We all know that trophies don’t have to use money to persuade. Probably not your finest moment.


They wanted to rent me for four hours so I gave them a number and took them to Lafitte’s for purple drank.

They were early 50’s and I was a 39 year old buck in rut. This dick ain’t free, baw, their OT rating be damned.
This post was edited on 6/1/23 at 9:55 am
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1690 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:57 am to
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the cockpit


I can't believe that they haven't cancelled that term yet, can almost guarantee it's coming


This is your captain speaking from the womb room...
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32525 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 9:59 am to
Bet there are a ton of honest answers in this thread.
Posted by dirtytigers
225
Member since Dec 2014
2487 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 10:05 am to
(no message)
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 7:17 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18377 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 11:15 am to
Y'all need Jesus
This post was edited on 6/1/23 at 11:16 am
Posted by bpinson
Ms
Member since May 2010
2674 posts
Posted on 6/1/23 at 11:42 am to
I picked a skank up at Denny's in Riverton, Wyoming once.
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