re: What’s your most awkward kissing moment?

Posted by MickeyLikesDags21

Member since Apr 2019

6641 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 1:23 pm to cbree88

I was like 16-17 and we were drinking. This girl was like a hard 6 but I was drunk. We went out to the garage behind some car and started making out. Within seconds I found out she didn't know how to kiss.

All she did was stick her tongue out and move it in circles. No lip movement, nothing. We sat there in the garage fencing with our tongues until I could get us to move to the next base.

Posted by Mr Clean

Power I-Formation

Member since Aug 2006

53513 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 1:32 pm to cbree88

Erectile dysfunction is awkward.

Smooching mishaps....not so much

Posted by I Bleed Garnet

Cullman, AL

Member since Jul 2011

54846 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 1:35 pm to jmswp4

quote:
Bama Fan!

Um no, South Carolina fan

Posted by iwyLSUiwy

I'm your huckleberry

Member since Apr 2008

42350 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 1:43 pm to X123F45

"keep that Skoal baby"

Joe Dirt was kind of a pimp.

Posted by cbree88

South Louisiana

Member since Feb 2010

10494 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 4:07 pm to shagnasty 2

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about to have my first kiss about 30 minutes before a baseball game in 7th grade. Girl and I talked about it and so we went for it. I closed my eyes immediately and went in full open mouth and was off center. Landed partially on her nose and top left lip. Stuck my tongue out to try to find her mouth and went down her left cheek. Then struck out 3 times in my game. We broke up 2 days later.

Sounds like you struck out all night long.

Posted by Hangover Haven

Metry

Member since Oct 2013

33623 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 4:27 pm to cbree88

Went to a Saints game back in 70's when I was in 8th grade with a friend and his older brother. Saints were getting their asses kicked, so said friend and I walked around the Dome, where we met 2 girls from Mississippi who were our age and thought were really hot at the time... Game was over, girl and I started making out in the middle of the concourse while people were walking out after the game.

Looking back it was pretty cringworthy...

This post was edited on 6/26/19 at 4:29 pm

Posted by cbree88

South Louisiana

Member since Feb 2010

10494 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 4:34 pm to Hangover Haven

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Went to a Saints game back in 70's when I was in 8th grade with a friend and his older brother. Saints were getting their asses kicked, so said friend and I walked around the Dome, where we met 2 girls from Mississippi who were our age and thought were really hot at the time... Game was over, girl and I started making out in the middle of the concourse while people were walking out after the game.

I don’t understand how stuff like this happens. Lol

I’ve never walked up to a girl, started a conversation, and made out with her within minutes.

I guess I don’t have much game.

This post was edited on 6/26/19 at 4:37 pm

Posted by Hangover Haven

Metry

Member since Oct 2013

33623 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 4:36 pm to cbree88

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I’ve never walked up to a girl, started a conversation, and made out with her within an hour.

It was the 70's, I was in 8th grade...

Posted by The Spleen

Member since Dec 2010

38865 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 4:38 pm to cbree88

I've misread the situation a couple of times and gone in to kiss a girl only for her to either dodge it or not be receptive to the kiss. Once I was really drunk so I could blame it on that, the other I was completely sober and had no excuse.

Posted by REB BEER

Laffy Yet

Member since Dec 2010

18065 posts

Posted on 6/26/19 at 4:40 pm to Hangover Haven

I took a good looking girl in HS out on a date to Pizza Hut and a movie. I thought things were going really well. Drove her home to drop her off and leaned over to kiss her, she turned her head away and opened her door and climbed out.

Talk about awkward.