What’s your most awkward kissing moment?

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Mine has to be when my ex burped in my mouth while kissing.

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She inadvertently grabbed my Rolex, therefore pinching me in the wrist area which caused me to rear my head back and proceed yo my nervous tick: reciting the periodic table of the elements.

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When kissing my sister i tried to slip her the tongue but she wanted none of that

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same, what's up with that?

Leaning in for first open mouth kiss.
Nervous as hell
Bang her teeth with mine

We were making out and she had gum in her mouth. Gum got transferred over to my mouth.

Spit that shite out right in front of her. Still got laid.

This is a trick question for 35% percent of the OT that has never kissed anybody before.

In Jr. high school I use to sneak out of last period 15 minutes before the bell rang (our teacher left early every day because he was also a bus driver). I’d meet my girlfriend down at the end of the hall next to the old trophy case. We’d make out until the bell rang and we had to go get on our busses. One day we were sucking face as usual when we noticed about a dozen or so slack jawed kindergarten kids standing there just staring at us. Of course we stopped and were about to ask them what the hell they were doing in the jr. high building. But before we could say anything their teacher caught up to them and immediately they all pointed at us and told the teacher “they were kissing”. Thankfully it was at the end of the day and I guess she didn’t feel like having to stay late to deal with taking us to the principal so she just told us to get back to class.

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When kissing my sister i tried to slip her the tongue but she wanted none of that Still got laid

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Bama Fan!

I tried to kiss a prostitute when I was 17 and she said, "please don't kiss me". I had my dick inside her and I had a hard time keeping it hard after that. Very awkward.