re: What's your "How I lost my virginity" story?

I was 16 girl was supposed to go with me and my friends on my ski boat that day. She was 14. She stood me up I got pissed told her to frick off, we went to the lake and then the bar that night and got wasted. Driving back at 3am pulling the boat hammered she texts me apologizing and said her mom wasn’t home and told me to come over. Dropped my friends off and went and did the deed. I was so drunk and even being a virgin it took me 10 min to bust a nut

But fr, my first time was very lackluster. It was after graduation, with my then girlfriend. I stuck it in and maybe got 3 1/2 pumps in before we heard her mom coming outside. It was no problem for me to be at the house, but I wasnt allowed to be in her room, only livint room or bathroom.

I managed to put on clothes in 5 seconds amd ran to the living room couch. Her mom came in just as I sat on couch. Played it cool, Only thing i forgot, my shoes. She jokingly asked I see you're very comfortable on my couch, where's your shoes. Gf had my back and said she is stealing my shoes because shr likes how they look.

I thought mom suspected something, but she never said anything and everything was all cool.

R.I.P to her mother, she passed of cancer a few years ago and it wrecked the mess out of me. Me and her daughter were long done by then (good riddance) but her death still bothered me, and the family had no problem at all with me coming to the funeral.

Lost mine to a short fat girl in the woods behind my parents home

I'm just too ugly.

I was 18 and got stationed in Yokosuka Japan for my first Navy duty station. Met a 35 year old spanish/phillipina gal who was digging me. As confident and good looking as I was/am, I was intimidated. She finally got me to spend the night with her. She gave me a vitamin cause I was tired as hell after a 16 hour workday on the ship. We started doing the due and after about her fourth orgasm and my second, we cleaned up and hit the streets of Tokyo. I was so sexually attracted to her that I was wanting it he whole time out in the city. The kid got fellatio in two cab rides and an elevator then back to her spot for more. Shyt lasted until she dropped me off at the front gate of the base the next morning. I was so excited but curiously wide arse awake during the next workday. After boasting and bragging to one of my shipmates, this always energetic mf says “no biggie dipshit, she gave u ecstasy.“ That was my first time ever hearing of e. Found out it was illegal so I was paranoid and scared of being ratted out and tested. I asked her and she admitted. I was pissed but all was well cause my sex game’s been on point every since. I’m a pro cunnilinguist and pipefitter from that first experience.

United States Sailors have the best experiences hands down!!!

A known whore that a roommate slept with first was impressed by an internship I had. She came and stayed at my hotel (based in Houston but had BR client) off Corporate. She named my penis ‘Charles’ after second time we did it. Turns out she named my roommates penis too after we discussed months later.