re: What&#39;s your &quot;How I lost my virginity&quot; story?

Posted by BigJake

Baton rouge

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 7:53 pm to Boo Krewe

I was at animal kingdom today where do you work?

Posted by go_tigres

Member since Sep 2013

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 7:56 pm to TigerMasterGeneral

New Year’s Eve on a weight bench in 1988. I was 13 in junior high she was 15 in high school

Posted by munchman

Baton Rouge

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:03 pm to TigerMasterGeneral

It’s a short story.
You wouldn’t be interested.

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy

Member since Jul 2011

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:03 pm to TigerMasterGeneral

Met a young girl named Sofia Vergara a long while back who drained my balls over a 36 Latina love making session.

Wish I knew what she was up to these days....

Posted by fallguy_1978

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:04 pm to munchman

quote:
It’s a short story.
You wouldn’t be interested.

I know this is the running joke but I was so damn nervous my first time that I couldn't finish. It wasn't an issue for very long

Posted by HempHead

Big Sky Country

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:09 pm to fallguy_1978

I was already so ate up with the death-grip that the girl asked me to stop because I was taking too long.

Posted by Sun God

Member since Jul 2009

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:13 pm to HempHead

The OT: where everybody got fricked up super hardcore everyday in HS and obliterated their standardized tests but only lasted a minute their first time fricking

It’s kind of refreshing tbh

This post was edited on 12/23/19 at 8:14 pm

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Posted by HempHead

Big Sky Country

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:15 pm to Sun God

I didn't get laid until I was a freshman in college

Posted by JodyPlauche

Baton Rouge

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:17 pm to TigerMasterGeneral

My mom enrolled me in karate...

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Posted by fallguy_1978

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:18 pm to JodyPlauche

quote:
My mom enrolled me in karate...

Well, frick Jody

Posted by BuckyCheese

Member since Jan 2015

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:19 pm to Sun God

quote:
only lasted a minute their first time fricking

Oh I took a long time.

I was going really slow so as to enjoy it.

And scared to death of knocking her up.

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Posted by Cosmo

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:21 pm to BuckyCheese

Had a study group in gen chem freshman year. Chick in the group and I had flirted and hung out a bit.

She calls me over to her dorm to study, I assumed it would be the group again, walk into her room and it was only her. At this point I knew it was on like donkey kong. Was pleased all my practice fapping allowed me to last 5 minutes or so.

This post was edited on 12/23/19 at 8:32 pm

Posted by fallguy_1978

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:21 pm to BuckyCheese

quote:
And scared to death of knocking her up

Yep, my fricking dad's voice in my head saying "fallguy, if you knock a girl up in your teens you'll ruin your life". Not exactly how I pictured that moment.

Posted by OweO

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Posted on 12/23/19 at 8:25 pm to TigerMasterGeneral

I was 13... I can't remember the details.

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