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re: What's your "How I lost my virginity" story?
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:22 pm to Tunasntigers92
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:22 pm to Tunasntigers92
One of my buddies took his girls after class and ended up riding his bike down the HWY with blood stained uniform pants.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:28 pm to inkorrect
I saw her there lying in the sun, all stretched out and ripe, showing me her full glory. I picked her up and brought her inside, set her up on the kitchen counter and got to work with the melon baller. A few minutes later I was balls deep in that cucumber.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:30 pm to ScaryClown
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The Burning Man 1992
Not at burning man, but same year... 4th of July party at LSU.. with a girl i’d been friends with in high school.
What I remember mostly is what was on the radio when it happened; a song that had recently come out and was getting a lot of airplay: “Baby Got Back.”
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:52 pm to Amadeo
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I was raped.
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Amadeo
Strong post to name correlation.
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:55 pm to inkorrect
Pounded away for a good 45minutes. Got exhausted and had to stop. Never finished.
But she did multiple times
But she did multiple times
This post was edited on 4/29/19 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:59 pm to inkorrect
“Obligatory OT Lounge Halfass bullshite Story”
Your mom got drunk.
I was horny.
I lied.
I said I was a virgin.
She wanted anal.
(Here’s the twist)
Then your sister came in.
How’s that?
Your mom got drunk.
I was horny.
I lied.
I said I was a virgin.
She wanted anal.
(Here’s the twist)
Then your sister came in.
How’s that?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:10 am to TheTexasTiger7
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Happened for about 10 minutes

Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:13 am to inkorrect
Congrats on the sects baws
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:48 am to TheTexasTiger7
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and yes I got blood dick (with condom)
Possible sig quote.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:49 am to inkorrect
New Years Eve party 1988. I was 13 she was 16. On a weight bench of all places. The 1st round didn’t count(I saw boobs, can’t blame me) but the 2nd round was the BEST 30 seconds. My buddies brother who was throwing the party gave me hell about leaving “evidence” on his weight bench for years.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:57 am to TheTexasTiger7
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TheTexasTiger7
No one believes you, cheese dick.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 1:02 am to Tunasntigers92
Lmao calling me out in two threads? Major yikes. True story, I wouldn’t expect much from a wedding singer though. Nice try cheese dick!
Posted on 4/30/19 at 1:04 am to TheTexasTiger7
I jerked off to your story!
Posted on 4/30/19 at 1:06 am to TheTexasTiger7
You’re killing your father Larry.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 1:30 am to Tunasntigers92
I was 14 and in the 8th grade. Shooting hoops with my buddy after school. Two girls from class walked over and asked if we wanted to go drink wine at one of their homes. We said sure. Next thing i knew i was doing it. 12 seconds later I was running home.
A couple months later the school was doing something called Discovery where every Friday you would go off campus to learn about things like skiing, bowling or so on. I happened to pick college bound.
These 2 girls were also in college bound. In fact, the entire group was all girls but me. One Friday we were all in a classroom without teacher supervision when the two girls got pissed at one another.
The one girl said well you had sex with Stephen. Suddenly all eyes were on me. I just sat there as the girl I banged protested that no she didn't.
So the other girl asked me in front of the entire room if she did. Not knowing what to say I just said she did and put my head on the desk. Considering this was 1982 the humiliation was horrible as it spread like wildfire throughout the school.
A couple months later the school was doing something called Discovery where every Friday you would go off campus to learn about things like skiing, bowling or so on. I happened to pick college bound.
These 2 girls were also in college bound. In fact, the entire group was all girls but me. One Friday we were all in a classroom without teacher supervision when the two girls got pissed at one another.
The one girl said well you had sex with Stephen. Suddenly all eyes were on me. I just sat there as the girl I banged protested that no she didn't.
So the other girl asked me in front of the entire room if she did. Not knowing what to say I just said she did and put my head on the desk. Considering this was 1982 the humiliation was horrible as it spread like wildfire throughout the school.
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 1:32 am
Posted on 4/30/19 at 2:03 am to inkorrect
Me and my gf in the back seat of my 70 Chevy nova. Good times.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 3:45 am to inkorrect
Friend of mine’s bestie always came to visit her mom during the summer from Alabama. We hit it off and went to see a concert together with a bunch of friends. I took her home and we had a detour to the lake. Let the back seats down in my moms van and went at it for a while. Couldn’t feel much through the condom so I didn’t even bust. It wasn’t that great. She sucked.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 3:57 am to inkorrect
I was drunk and I found a really nice goat.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:11 am to Manzielathon
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Followed by a rough week or two of me thinking I’d be a teenage father.
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Manzielathon
Does not check out.
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