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re: What's your "How I lost my virginity" story?

Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:22 pm to
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1833 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:22 pm to
One of my buddies took his girls after class and ended up riding his bike down the HWY with blood stained uniform pants.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:28 pm to
I saw her there lying in the sun, all stretched out and ripe, showing me her full glory. I picked her up and brought her inside, set her up on the kitchen counter and got to work with the melon baller. A few minutes later I was balls deep in that cucumber.
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

The Burning Man 1992



Not at burning man, but same year... 4th of July party at LSU.. with a girl i’d been friends with in high school.

What I remember mostly is what was on the radio when it happened; a song that had recently come out and was getting a lot of airplay: “Baby Got Back.”
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29442 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:52 pm to
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I was raped.



quote:

Amadeo


Strong post to name correlation.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80417 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:55 pm to
Pounded away for a good 45minutes. Got exhausted and had to stop. Never finished.



But she did multiple times
This post was edited on 4/29/19 at 11:56 pm
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80417 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

I was raped.


Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 11:59 pm to
“Obligatory OT Lounge Halfass bullshite Story”

Your mom got drunk.

I was horny.

I lied.

I said I was a virgin.

She wanted anal.


(Here’s the twist)



Then your sister came in.


How’s that?



Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37682 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:10 am to
quote:

Happened for about 10 minutes
Posted by joshwj93
Member since Feb 2019
627 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:13 am to
Congrats on the sects baws
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37459 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:48 am to
quote:

and yes I got blood dick (with condom)

Possible sig quote.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5431 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:49 am to
New Years Eve party 1988. I was 13 she was 16. On a weight bench of all places. The 1st round didn’t count(I saw boobs, can’t blame me) but the 2nd round was the BEST 30 seconds. My buddies brother who was throwing the party gave me hell about leaving “evidence” on his weight bench for years.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
27899 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:57 am to
quote:

TheTexasTiger7


No one believes you, cheese dick.
Posted by TheTexasTiger7
Dallas - Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2018
9387 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 1:02 am to
Lmao calling me out in two threads? Major yikes. True story, I wouldn’t expect much from a wedding singer though. Nice try cheese dick!
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19119 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 1:04 am to
I jerked off to your story!
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
27899 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 1:06 am to
You’re killing your father Larry.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 1:30 am to
I was 14 and in the 8th grade. Shooting hoops with my buddy after school. Two girls from class walked over and asked if we wanted to go drink wine at one of their homes. We said sure. Next thing i knew i was doing it. 12 seconds later I was running home.

A couple months later the school was doing something called Discovery where every Friday you would go off campus to learn about things like skiing, bowling or so on. I happened to pick college bound.

These 2 girls were also in college bound. In fact, the entire group was all girls but me. One Friday we were all in a classroom without teacher supervision when the two girls got pissed at one another.

The one girl said well you had sex with Stephen. Suddenly all eyes were on me. I just sat there as the girl I banged protested that no she didn't.

So the other girl asked me in front of the entire room if she did. Not knowing what to say I just said she did and put my head on the desk. Considering this was 1982 the humiliation was horrible as it spread like wildfire throughout the school.
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 1:32 am
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16118 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 2:03 am to
Me and my gf in the back seat of my 70 Chevy nova. Good times.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19951 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 3:45 am to
Friend of mine’s bestie always came to visit her mom during the summer from Alabama. We hit it off and went to see a concert together with a bunch of friends. I took her home and we had a detour to the lake. Let the back seats down in my moms van and went at it for a while. Couldn’t feel much through the condom so I didn’t even bust. It wasn’t that great. She sucked.
Posted by Zeta_Zeta
TX
Member since Jul 2018
85 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 3:57 am to
I was drunk and I found a really nice goat.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46065 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:11 am to
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Followed by a rough week or two of me thinking I’d be a teenage father.

quote:

Manzielathon


Does not check out.
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