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re: What's your favorite "It's hotter than..." joke?

Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:26 pm to
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20376 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:26 pm to
It’s hotter than a Chilean hemorrhoid
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132910 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:28 pm to
Ol George would say Hotter than a two-dollar pistol.






Today, it was hotter than microwaved habanero lube.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168162 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:29 pm to
Hotter than a fiberglass Jesus in a lightning storm.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
6981 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:36 pm to
Hotter than a fire ant bite on a fever blister.
Posted by speechles
Member since Jan 2013
1356 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:38 pm to
Hotter than a rolex in a pawn shop - Lyn Rollins
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
9857 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:44 pm to
Hotter than a well-digger’s arse

Hotter than hell’s half-acre
Posted by 62zip
One Particular Harbor
Member since Aug 2005
6853 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:46 pm to
Hotter than two strippers in a sauna.

Hotter than Satan's scrotum.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
49426 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:50 pm to
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2838 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:51 pm to
Hotter than a spoon at Demi Lovato's house
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5630 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Hotter than a well-digger’s arse


I thought it was colder than a well-diggers arse
Posted by mmonro3
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2013
4160 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 10:53 pm to
It’s hotter than a stolen car in Westwego out here!
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1052 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 11:11 pm to
Hotter than a whore on nickel beer night.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
42197 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 11:12 pm to
It's hotter than a pedo cult memeber
This post was edited on 7/22/25 at 11:14 pm
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1201 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 11:32 pm to
Hotter than a set of jumper cables at a Dindu funeral
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13310 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 11:33 pm to
Colder than a nun’s arse.
Posted by Bread Orgeron
Baw Bakery
Member since Aug 2006
11863 posts
Posted on 7/22/25 at 11:39 pm to
Hotter than the hubs of hell!

Hotter than 9 kinds!
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
14990 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 1:53 am to
Hotter than a snakes arse in a wagons rut.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49636 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 2:15 am to
New bike in Pritchard
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30732 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 2:19 am to
" Your Mom's pussy" You know it's a lie though, because if anything got hotter than that, we would all get melted.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3347 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 4:42 am to
My uncle would say it’s hotter than a stray count in hair in July.
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