re: What's the worst way you can imagine dying?

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Man trapped in Utah County's Nutty Putty cave dies

ELBERTA, Utah County — Despite more than a full day of rescue efforts, John Edward Jones died around midnight Wednesday while trapped in a tight section of Nutty Putty Cave. He leaves behind a wife and a baby daughter, and a second child expected in June.

According to a family statement released Thursday, Jones will be remembered for "his good nature, delightful sense of humor, strong work ethic, a genuine love of people, a masterful ability to relate to children, a love of and unwavering faith in the Gospel of Jesus Christ, and his commitment to his family as an amazing husband, father, son and brother."


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The family – including Jones' wife and daughter, parents, four brothers, two sisters and 16 nieces and nephews – said in the statement that they are grateful for the rescue efforts and know officials "did all they could to get John out," including singing Primary songs to help get him through the night.

"We'll never fully understand how or why it was John's time to leave us. But we find comfort knowing that he fulfilled his purpose here on Earth, and that we will be reunited with him again," the family stated, adding thanks to many people and agencies that have helped them and Jones. "Thank you, and God bless all of you on this Thanksgiving Day."

Utah County Sheriff's Sgt. Eldon Packer said Jones, 26, became unresponsive before midnight and had difficulty breathing several hours before. Shortly after midnight a rescuer was able to get close enough to confirm the Stansbury Park man had died.

"The emotional factor alone will have a toll on the rescuers," Sgt. Spencer Cannon said. "We weren't able to get him out quick enough."

The recovery effort was shut down for the night. Sheriff's deputies returned to the site Thursday morning. Once a plan has been determined, Cannon said the rescuers will arrive and continue doing the same work they did in the 27 hours leading up to Jones' death as his body is still stuck in the same crevice.

"We're still in the uncertainty phase in terms of how they're going to bring Jones out," Cannon said Thursday. "We're back to where we were (during the) 27 hours, and once we get him unstuck it's still a two or three hour process of getting him back up."

Stroke or burn.

Eaten alive by a giant snake.

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Drowning or Fire

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I don’t understand how anyone compares these two. Yes drowning would suck bad. But have you ever scorched your hand or had hot grease splatter on you? Now imagine your body engulfed in that heat with no escape. Would suck much worse than drowning.

Fire, not smoke, but fire.

In our current time...ALS

Your mind is completely intact as your body completely fails slowly all around you until you can not breathe.

Burning would be bad if you survived the painful burning and had to endure hours of skin grafts. Only to die of dehydration or painful infection

Being forced to wear a chain mail suit with the crotch cut out of it...then having your arms and legs restrained so that you could not move them and being lowered into a tank full of piranhas. They can't bite through the chain mail but they have unrestricted access to your nads.

Wood chipper feet first /thread

Being told you have terminal cancer in the form of mesothelioma and have 12 months to live and we can do several surgeries, chemo and radiation therapies and you’ll be sickened and sickening to your loved ones and will never be well again and after all of that the hospitals and doctors and insurance companies will have your money and you’ll die in 12 months anyway and your family after a year of mental anguish will be relieved to see you gone.

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You don't have to imagine since it's been done. It's called the boats or the tub. What they do is stick you in a boat and nail another boat on top of it to where your head, hands and feet are all sticking out. From there they feed you tons of milk and honey to the point of nausea, and then cover your face, hands, and feet with it as well. They then toss you out into a swamp at dawn and then drag you back in at dusk. In addition to having to sit all day in the heat, bugs and flies have been attacking you all day and are laying eggs all over you and inside of you as you swim in your own excrement. The next morning they feed you milk and honey again and then throw you back in the swamp. You are then slowly eaten alive from the inside out by maggots for weeks.

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