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re: What’s the worst place that you’ve farted?

Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40534 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:14 pm to
Walmart self checkout. While the lady was helping me out. It was hilarious.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:17 pm to
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Operating room


Convince the attending to search for a bowel perf?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10856 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:29 pm to
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Walmart self checkout. While the lady was helping me out. It was hilarious.



It’s Walmart. She’s probably used to it.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45338 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:35 pm to
A REALLY small elevator while on a group trip in Italy. I delivered 4 floors of “near shite” level fumes. It was awesome as the dude waiting for it to return was a real frickwad.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10856 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:42 pm to
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A REALLY small elevator while on a group trip in Italy. I delivered 4 floors of “near shite” level fumes. It was awesome as the dude waiting for it to return was a real frickwad.


A classic case of bombing an elevator.
Posted by labratz
Member since Nov 2014
128 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:42 pm to
An airlock
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8583 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:51 pm to
I literally cleared my 6th grade classroom one day. It was after recess, which was preceded by lunch, which always cooked up wicked levels of assgas within me. But one day, it was downright lethal, and the teacher instructed the entire class to go outside while it diffused. That’s probably my life’s biggest accomplishment.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20257 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 6:00 pm to
At an open house.

There was a bunch of folks there surprisingly and i needed to fart. Sure enough, the realtor decided to talk to me as i was trying to walk outside.

It was right in the kitchen area with all the food and drinks and most of the people were in there.

I let a silent monster ease out and it was about as bad of a fart as i have ever made.

It cleared out the kitchen. No one could quite figure out who the person who did it was
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10856 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:26 pm to
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cleared out the kitchen. No one could quite figure out who the person who did it was


That must have been epic
Posted by NFLU7
Houston, Tx
Member since Jan 2016
1363 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 1:57 am to
Middle school middle of Math class. It wasn't the first time I did in this teachers class so she sent me to the principal for disrupting the class. The look on his face was priceless
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 1/8/18 at 6:11 am to
There is no bad place to fart.
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