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What’s the worst place that you’ve farted?

Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:30 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:30 pm
Continuing with the trend of bodily function threads for today, what’s the worst place that you’ve passed gas?

Mine is probably when I was in school. I let one go in class, and it ended up being much worse than I was expecting. The people in the 3 desks behind me freaked out and ended up moving to different desks, making it extremely obvious to everyone what happened.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135045 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:32 pm to
Whilst receiving a blowjob from a chick
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:33 pm to
In a quiet classroom during a test. Echoed off the cinderblock walls. Hella embarrassing.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:33 pm to
bathtub
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:33 pm to
Operating room
Posted by TheBob
Metairie
Member since Jun 2005
17050 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:35 pm to
I like farting deep into the fibers of a cushioned seat then getting up and waiting for the next person to take a seat
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:36 pm to
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Operating room



Did a laser hit it and cause a fire like that Japanese lady?
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16043 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:36 pm to
In the car, on a first date with a really hot chick... it was a really cold day and the heater was on...

there's only one reason you roll the window down when it's below 40 while driving on the interstate

And she was made aware of that reason in a most unpleasant way

Never saw her again
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:41 pm to
In a Buffalo Wild Wings at the pool table. The problem was that there was a little extra that came with the fart.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

n the car, on a first date with a really hot chick... it was a really cold day and the heater was on... there's only one reason you roll the window down when it's below 40 while driving on the interstate


Ouch. It sucks to blow an opportunity with a hot woman like that.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78048 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:45 pm to
In a pt’s room as a med student. Pt was developmentally disabled and he got blamed for the smell.
Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
3483 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:47 pm to
In the woman’s locker room. It gave me away and I was escorted out.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13398 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:49 pm to
Nothing but children on the O-T today.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:52 pm to
Out of my butt
Posted by Sody Cracker
Nervous Hospital
Member since May 2016
3414 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Pt was developmentally disabled and he got blamed for the smell.




You did the right thing because the patient had nothing to lose, while you did.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Out of my butt


Really? Earth shattering news!!
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26348 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 4:58 pm to
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Did a laser hit it and cause a fire like that Japanese lady?

???
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26348 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

In a pt’s room as a med student. Pt was developmentally disabled and he got blamed for the smell.

Is it really Scruffy if he doesn’t type his name?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

???


A lady in Japan farted during a surgery and a laser hit it and started a fire.
Posted by CajunLife
Southern Georgia
Member since Apr 2017
783 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 5:11 pm to
Sitting in my English class in college and had been flirting with the girl to my right for the past several classes. Started to cough during a test one day when a straggler popped out and I farted in the middle of class while coughing. Seriously could have crawled into a hole and died right then and there. Never went back to that class and signed up to take it the following semester with another professor.
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