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What’s the worst non-felony you’ve ever committed?
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:08 pm
I checked FaceBook one time at the dinner table with my family. I live in shame.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:09 pm to theunknownknight
Sat on my roof and jerked off
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:10 pm to theunknownknight
I repeatedly post shirtless mirror pics of myself on a message board for attention.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:10 pm to theunknownknight
Cutting the "do not remove" sticker off a bed mattress
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:10 pm to theunknownknight
I don't waste my time on misdemeanors, so I better not answer.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:11 pm to theunknownknight
Stalking your mom
wasn't worth it
wasn't worth it
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:12 pm to theunknownknight
Went on a double date with my gf, and this girl I was fricking around with and her husband. The girl I was fricking got jealous of my gf and followed me to the bathroom and sucked my dick then went back out like nothing happened
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:13 pm to theunknownknight
I’ve hired a bodyguard or two with checkered pasts.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:14 pm to theunknownknight
Stole candy from a baby.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:14 pm to theunknownknight
shot a black
but i was a cop at the time,, so no biggie
but i was a cop at the time,, so no biggie
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:15 pm to theunknownknight
I bought value packs of Wrigley's gum and resold it at a higher value.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:16 pm to theunknownknight
speeding ticket, but to be fair i wasnt paying attention, so i shouldnt be punished since i didnt intend to break the law on purpose
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:23 pm to theunknownknight
Subtle brag thread is still subtle
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:23 pm to theunknownknight
I spit on a public sidewalk once....
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:27 pm to theunknownknight
Wore seersucker after Labor Day.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:27 pm to LSURussian
Beat the shite out of a suspect who we knew had at minimum kidnapped a little girl, and wouldn't give us the location of her body.
Turns out she was alive and my beating that motherfricker resulted in her being reunited with her family.
Oh, that's not a misdemeanor, never mind - this never happened shhhhhhhhh the guy really did get injured while trying to get away.
Turns out she was alive and my beating that motherfricker resulted in her being reunited with her family.
Oh, that's not a misdemeanor, never mind - this never happened shhhhhhhhh the guy really did get injured while trying to get away.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:48 pm to LSURussian
actually i need to revise my answer
my GF at the time threw a temper tantrum so I grabbed her and physically threw her out of my house and locked the door. i got arrested for 2nd degree domestic battery which was a misdemeanor
my GF at the time threw a temper tantrum so I grabbed her and physically threw her out of my house and locked the door. i got arrested for 2nd degree domestic battery which was a misdemeanor
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:50 pm to theunknownknight
I kilt 350 non-conformist.
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:51 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
quote:
this never happened
Pretty much what everybody here believes too.
This post was edited on 9/12/18 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:53 pm to theunknownknight
I was all up in Napster and Morpheus back in the day.
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