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What’s the worst non-felony you’ve ever committed?

Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:08 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61317 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:08 pm
I checked FaceBook one time at the dinner table with my family. I live in shame.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85514 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:09 pm to
Sat on my roof and jerked off
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:10 pm to
I repeatedly post shirtless mirror pics of myself on a message board for attention.
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32634 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:10 pm to
Cutting the "do not remove" sticker off a bed mattress
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:10 pm to
I don't waste my time on misdemeanors, so I better not answer.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30431 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:11 pm to
Stalking your mom





wasn't worth it
Posted by vodka
Member since Sep 2018
2068 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:12 pm to
Went on a double date with my gf, and this girl I was fricking around with and her husband. The girl I was fricking got jealous of my gf and followed me to the bathroom and sucked my dick then went back out like nothing happened
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173704 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:13 pm to
I’ve hired a bodyguard or two with checkered pasts.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23545 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:14 pm to
Stole candy from a baby.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197998 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:14 pm to
shot a black


but i was a cop at the time,, so no biggie
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:15 pm to
I bought value packs of Wrigley's gum and resold it at a higher value.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:16 pm to
speeding ticket, but to be fair i wasnt paying attention, so i shouldnt be punished since i didnt intend to break the law on purpose
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:23 pm to
Subtle brag thread is still subtle
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:23 pm to
I spit on a public sidewalk once....
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106047 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:27 pm to
Wore seersucker after Labor Day.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:27 pm to
Beat the shite out of a suspect who we knew had at minimum kidnapped a little girl, and wouldn't give us the location of her body.

Turns out she was alive and my beating that motherfricker resulted in her being reunited with her family.

Oh, that's not a misdemeanor, never mind - this never happened shhhhhhhhh the guy really did get injured while trying to get away.
Posted by vodka
Member since Sep 2018
2068 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:48 pm to
actually i need to revise my answer

my GF at the time threw a temper tantrum so I grabbed her and physically threw her out of my house and locked the door. i got arrested for 2nd degree domestic battery which was a misdemeanor
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:50 pm to
I kilt 350 non-conformist.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26601 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

this never happened

Pretty much what everybody here believes too.
This post was edited on 9/12/18 at 12:53 pm
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16366 posts
Posted on 9/12/18 at 12:53 pm to
I was all up in Napster and Morpheus back in the day.
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