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re: What's the worst cheating story you've heard?

Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:14 am to
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19470 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:14 am to
The worst I know of personally wound up being a murder/suicide before it was over.

Guy I knew casually from my former job was married to his second wife after having gotten divorced due to his first wife cheating. He swore if it ever happened again there would be hell to pay.

He found out his new wife was cheating and one night when laying in the bed together he shot her in the head then turned the gun on himself and committed suicide.

Between then they had 3 kids, 2 of hers from her prior marriage and 1 from his first. From what I heard, the kids were split up and lived with their relatives.

Yeah, he showed her.
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:15 am to
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Not possible, I've never cheated
Doesn't make you a man. It just means you're the cuck in the relationship.
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I'm already better than Johnny Semenseed.
Not on your best day.
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
Member since Nov 2010
6586 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:20 am to


This is what he was referring too.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64171 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:25 am to
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This idiot cheated on my smokeshow sister-in-law. He was a dweeb, deadbeat, who kept getting fired from every job she got him. She does really well and super hot and really easy-going. Had two kids, cheated on her once and got a second chance then did it again. He tells the worst stories too. frick that guy.


Your sister in law has bad judgement.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26091 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:26 am to
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Not on your best day.


You're right. I'm better than him on just regular old, normal days, because I'm not a cheating piece of crap like Johnny was.
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:29 am to
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You're right. I'm better than him

Not on your best day.
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I'm not a cheating piece of crap like Johnny was.

I'll bet your wife is the one cheating. Smug, self-righteous clowns like you are always the cucks.

Ask her if you have the biggest dick she has ever taken. I'll bet she doesn't look you in the eye when she answers.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5638 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:33 am to
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He was a better man than you will ever be. He just got his dick wet on the wrong night.

She was literally "that crazy bitch". All 5 of his kids were glad when he finally divorced her.


I notice you left the part out about his first wife when defending his trashy character to the other poster.

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His first wife was his real love, but he couldn't keep it in his pants. I never heard him disrespect her, or say anything negative about her.



ETA: Nevermind. Another brand new poster coming out of the gates firing provocative posts. This guy is just a trolling alter.
This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 8:38 am
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23768 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:34 am to
Buddy went on a trip to Vegas with his longtime gf (like 5 years or more) and a few other friends. They lose him one night and he never shows back up. He finally calls the day before they are supposed to leave and he tells them to head back without him that he had already flown home due to a family emergency. Turns out he had hooked up with some stripper and went to Colorado with her. He was there for about a mo th before he came back to Alabama with a massive heroin problem trying to lie about where he was the whole time.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3098 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:35 am to
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I'll bet your wife is the one cheating. Smug, self-righteous clowns like you are always the cucks.



You are saying a lot about yourself in these responses.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14561 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:36 am to
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A friend of mine was working 3-11 and went to the bar after work. He hooked up with a stripper from a club that was up the street. She was just having a drink at our regular bar, and they wound up at my apartment.

He knocks it off and gets home at 4 AM. Pregnant wife was not due for another two weeks, but she had went into labor and was at the hospital. Pre-cellphone days, and no one had a clue how to reach him.

He gets to the hospital and finds out his son was born at the very same time he was banging the stripper.

My buddy passed away in April. He carried the guilt of not being there for his now grown son's birrth (he is in his late 30s), until the day he died.

R.I.P. Johnny.


Buddy or not- I wouldn't let someone bring me into their shite like that.

Go get a hotel if you want to slum it on your pregnant wife. Ain't happening at my place.
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:37 am to
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defending his trashy character

His 5 kids will tell you different.

Everyone has their faults.

Ask your wife about the biggest dick she ever sucked. Like that other clown, I'll bet she can't look you in the eye when she answers.
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:38 am to
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Gemini Jim


Is this really the hill you wanna die on?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104442 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:38 am to
Somebody stole the GEOL 1001
Final and they made everybody retake it.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29364 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:40 am to
Buddy of mine used to have to send pics of where he was to his wife. Well, whaddya know? All she was doing was making sure he wasn't on his way home.

Oh, but that's not the good part. Turns out she was banging her cousin - first cousin.

Oh, but it gets better. Their daughter got married. At the reception, the whore asked my buddy if he thought it would be OK for she and her cousin to announce their engagement.

Just another day in South Cackalacky.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46835 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:40 am to
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Is this really the hill you wanna die on?
dude posts a horrible story in a cheating story thread about his friend banging a stripper while his wife is pregnant and then melts down when others agree that it’s horrible

what the frick is going on
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:44 am to
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Buddy or not- I wouldn't let someone bring me into their shite like that.

Go get a hotel if you want to slum it on your pregnant wife. Ain't happening at my plac

We were both awful about chasing women. I was snitched out by "that crazy bitch" he was married too.

Honestly, chasing other women has always been my biggest fault in relationships. Women are like a drug to me. Same way with Johnny. I had to hit 50 to slow down.

It's like you're always chasing that next high. Women are like elevastors. You have to know which buttons to push, and there is great satifaction in reaching the correct floor.

I can say I have been faithful to my current wife the entire 16 years we have been together.

Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:45 am to
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You are saying a lot about yourself in these responses.
I'll admit it. I have cucked a clown or two.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
16069 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:46 am to
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The son/husband found out, confronted my friend in front of his family at the country club, and whipped his arse in front of everyone to the point of breaking his arm.


I've always wondered if the husband who beats up the other man who's screwing his wife wind up with criminal charges?

I had a cousin who's wife looked totally miserable at their wedding. I was a little kid with the emotional capacity of a spoon so it had to be obvious for me to notice something. A couple years later my cousin is at our house for Christmas but his wife isn't. I asked him where she was and he just looked at me like I punched him in the stomach. Apparently everyone but me knew she had left him for another women. He wound up getting re married to a total class act of a lady. It totally sucked for him but he wound up on top at the end. Never hear from his homo ex again.


I had a client whose sister in law and her husband did a inadvertent spouse swap with another couple who were their best friends. This SIL's husband was sleeping with the other best friend's wife. They got caught when both couples went to a Escape the Room place as a group. The SIL's husband got caught with he friends wife in the bathroom. The cheating husband wound up marrying his best friend's wife. The SIL and her best friend's ex-husband were totally distraught. They started hanging out afterwards to "talk about things", fell in love, and wound up getting married, too.
This post was edited on 7/23/25 at 8:59 am
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5638 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:46 am to
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what the frick is going on


It's likely fake. He fits a profile.
Posted by Gemini Jim
Member since Jul 2025
147 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 8:47 am to
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Is this really the hill you wanna die on?
I'm not dying on any hill, buddy.

You think I care about anonymous clowns on a message board?
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