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re: What’s the trashiest wedding you’ve ever attended

Posted on 7/23/23 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24679 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 3:17 pm to
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At the rehearsal dinner the grooms Uncle stood up and told every to keep your eyes peeled for any terrorist activity at the hotel, he had seen an Indian family checking in earlier that day.



Posted by ellessu
Where freedom rings
Member since Dec 2007
98 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 3:23 pm to
first wedding was JOP during LSU/FLA halftime in 96, then Mulates on bluebonnet for 2nd half and drinks (not for ex, she was pregnant hence the wedding).
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
6785 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 5:37 pm to
I went to one in Plaquemine a few years ago. It was interesting to see the quality of the tattoos. There was little kids on the dance floor and then but they started playing Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry. Even the little kids knew the words to that song
Posted by Pauldingtiger
Alabama
Member since Jan 2019
949 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 5:56 pm to
Raising Canes was stolen from Guthrie’s. So was Zaxby’s and Foo Sackly’s. Guthrie’s was the first all others are imitators.
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
23842 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 6:42 pm to
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Boss move during the money dance is to pull up a chair and hand her a stack of ones.


Weddings that have a money dance.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61277 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 6:49 pm to
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Pauldingtiger


Nobody cares
Posted by Bamarap
Hoover
Member since Oct 2015
381 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 6:53 pm to
Saw that movie. Something like Pet Cemetery…..?
Posted by OntarioTiger
Canada
Member since Nov 2007
2235 posts
Posted on 7/23/23 at 8:56 pm to
Went to a coonass wedding down da bayou yrs ago. Grooms family were good but brides family came from other side of tracks and might have been the first time the father of the bride wore a collar on a shirt and dress shoes ... no jacket or tie ... rest of family were the same. They all looked real uncomfortable
Marriage didn't last unfortunately she was WT
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 4:34 am to
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Hey @OntarioTiger! Thanks for sharing your wedding experience. It's always fascinating to hear about the diversity of weddings and the unique dynamics that come into play. While every wedding is special in its own way, sometimes unexpected situations arise that make for interesting stories.

nice bump
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9664 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 4:39 am to
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Deridoxis

Definitely not a bot
Posted by Pooswa
Member since Jul 2018
249 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 5:00 am to

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gerBride in Texarkana changed her mind at the last minute and ran out of the church. Ended up getting picked up by some bootlegger in a trans am and ran off to Georgia.
Posted by Pooswa
Member since Jul 2018
249 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 5:11 am to
James Lee Burke?

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is a sign of wealth to have a lot of bridesmaids, it seemed like every friend, sister or cousin of the bride was enlisted, when they started filing down the aisle I counted 15. The groomsmen were a scruffy looking bunch, mostly deckhands I recognized, getting them in blue ruffly tuxes had been a challenge, their footwear was mostly Red Wing work boots. The reception was held in a hall next to a bar on 4th St. in Harvey, if you don't know the area, it is mostly heavy industrial, with a few what we called "roughneck bars", they are populated by deckhands and roughnecks from the oil rigs. The reception was going OK, they had the "money dance" (you danced with the bride and pinned cash to her dress,
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
4021 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 5:11 am to
St Benard wedding. The bride lifted her dress and showed her arse to everyone at the wedding.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15676 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 5:15 am to
Went to one in Theodore. I wore slacks and a button up. I was the only person not wearing cargo shorts.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9472 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 5:27 am to
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We started to plan a real one and on day 1 on the 2nd decision she had to make she said frick it.



It sounds like you married a very practical lady.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3951 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 6:12 am to
"Was at a funeral in the past decade where the family got in a fight and knocked over the open casket and the body rolled out. There are Jerry Springer episodes with less fighting and trashiness."
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If this is true, I would pay lots of money to see a video if this!
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2069 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 6:30 am to
Down in Lafitte. They had a bud light cake. The reception was cut short when a full blown fist fight happened between the groom and his brand new father in law.
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2047 posts
Posted on 3/8/24 at 6:57 am to
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This just didn’t happen


I agree, feels like some plagiarized Stephen King’s Pet Sematary.
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