re: What’s the trashiest wedding you’ve ever attended

I went to one for my ex stepsister… she got in a fis fight with the sister in law(groom sister) at the reception. It was glorious

Cousins wedding in Texas. The groom wore "dress jeans", a
they had Budweiser in ice chest, and a table with a guest book caught on fire because a candle fell. While the groom and best men were putting out the fire, I told my sister it was an omen.

They divorced fifteen months later. It only lasted that long because he was waiting for funds to get out of probate after his dad died. Once the funds arrived, she bought a home and filed for divorce.

Don’t confuse simple and cheap weddings with trashy weddings

I went to a Scientology wedding once and I swear I thought I was on some kind of candid camera show. First of all when we got there (it was in the backyard of a suburban neighborhood home) the groom was in shorts and a t shirt up on the roof replacing shingles. Just hammering away.
Everyone was all dressed up and wondering what the heck was going on but sat down in the folding chairs in the yard. All the chairs were arranged looking at a tree that had a super dusty ball of dried chili peppers on it by way of decoration. It was sooo hot out there and we waited and waited and the groom just kept on shingling the roof. It started getting late, at least an hour after it was supposed to start and everyone was being eaten alive by the mosquitoes in the grass.
Finally the guy came down from the roof, the bride came outside, the officiant also finally showed up and then the speaking started. It was less a wedding ceremony and more of an attempted conversion of the wedding guests.
When it was over the officiant left awkwardly, ran over the basket ball hoop in the driveway (he didn’t stop and everyone appeared to be ignoring it) and drove squealing away. Everyone kind of milled around and ate food but it felt wrong and awkward, too quiet for a wedding.
I remember seeing a cicada shedding its exoskeleton nearby on a tree in the yard and thinking, yeah buddy, I feel like crawling out of my skin too. Very weird experience.

My wife’s cousin got married at a park on the water and all the groomsmen wore puffy shirt pirate outfits. The groom himself also had a long sword at his side. Bride and bridesmaids dressed normal. It was glorious.

I've been to one where all the males in the wedding party wore cammo, and one where the rings were carried by a dog.

[quote]I haven’t been to this one, but has anyone seen the YouTube video of the bride singing buck Cherry while she walked down the aisle?[quote]

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Incredible

My wife and her running buddies are from Folsom and Covington. Her best friend married a dude from Lafayette. He played ball at USL. Wedding was in Covington and my wife was maid of honor. All the football dudes were huge and I wasn’t exactly small back then. Bring from Monroe this was my first real exposure to South LA culture and it did not disappoint. I just kind of set back and observed and shite got real at the reception. The Lafayette dudes and the Folsom dudes did not play nice at all. I am talking an epic brawl. Something straight out of a bar fight scene from Roadhouse. Not sure if this is trashy or normal protocol in South LA but up in North LA that shite only happens in Bawcomville.

I was a groomsman in a wedding in another state. Pretty much every groomsman was from out of state. Wedding was held in a small church but the groom didn’t attend the rehearsal as he got too drunk the night before. I had to stand in for him for the rehearsal. Next day, he tells all the groomsman that we have to setup all the tables, chairs, decorations etc for the reception which took place at some podunk golf course lounge. We also had to pick everything up after the reception. The dj screwed up their first dance twice and the music kept going in and out.

The food was cold and nobody was allowed to eat until the wedding party arrived and was served. People were not happy about that. Cash bar including paying for your cokes and sprites.

Maybe this wasn’t the trashiest wedding I’ve been too but it definitely was the cheapest. I also found it rude that the groom would make the wedding party work at his wedding and reception considering everybody had to fly in and get their own hotel room. They are still married but we are no longer friends. I never realized how cheap this guy was until this day. We remained friends for a few more years before I cut him out. He kept wanting me to screw his ole lady.