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re: What's the point of putting a bottle tree in your yard?

Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58829 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:07 pm to
So you can hide a key in it in case a man in a trenchcoat and black hat comes asking for it
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135033 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:08 pm to
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Looks like a bag of dicks





I don't see the resemblance
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14622 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:23 pm to
dumbass white people adopt old black and indian traditions as a way to show how cool and cultured they are. In reality they just look like fricking trash.
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 2:24 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91104 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:25 pm to
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Why do you care?


quote:

What's the point of putting a bottle tree in your yard?


Looks like he was just asking if they serve a purpose?

Guess we spotted the bottle tree owner in the thread.

Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30463 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:28 pm to
"i.e. there is no logical explanation" ?


I saw this on a rose bush and thought it was to save the bulbs from frost
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:29 pm to
People call that art??
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25917 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:31 pm to
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bottle tree


dafuq?
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
11839 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:31 pm to
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What's the point of putting a bottle tree in your yard?


Because a tree with Natural Lite cans on it would look tacky. Bottles = status.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88011 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:36 pm to
It's only trashy if it's not 100% Milk of Magnesia bottles.

Oh, and

quote:

What's the point of putting a bottle tree in your yard?


To protect the house from haints.
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 2:40 pm
Posted by MoonrakerElite
Member since Mar 2016
518 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 2:42 pm to
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How else will people know you drink?



There are other ways. I prefer to crimp Bud Light bottle caps around the brim of my hat as well as display every empty bottle of Takka on top of my fridge and cabinets.
Posted by LSU Tiger Bob
South
Member since Sep 2011
3113 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:01 pm to
Voo Doo
Posted by Bill Dauterive
Member since Jul 2014
158 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:17 pm to
To tell the world your wife no longer has sex with you and that you watch NCIS every night before going to bed at 9.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25345 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:31 pm to
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dumbass white people adopt old black and indian traditions as a way to show how cool and cultured they are. In reality they just look like fricking trash.



Yeah, I saw one on "Dancing with wolves". Beautiful.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85526 posts
Posted on 3/30/16 at 3:42 pm to
I think it looks great.
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