re: What's the OT's rating on Taylor Swift

It would be swift.

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Since the noon job she’s about an 8. I mean she’s got it going on.

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the boob job does more for me

Negative infinity

I thought she was hot until I saw this…



I just can’t unsee it.

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Now she’s just a whore slut

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My favorite type

I rate her as someone that I'd love to never hear about again. Same with Ed Sheeran.

Well, there's the billion dollars, which is a pretty solid +2 to +4 curve, depending on the rest of the assets its being paired alongside; she's also 33 years old, putting her with 8 less years on the odometer than the Britney mileage, and 9 less than Jessica Simpson.

She's 25-40 pounds lighter than Simpson at that age, and one conservatorship lighter than Spears at the same interval. She's in the middle of banking her biggest numbers right now, and still has a disturbing level of cultural relevance.

She's blonde, leggy, tall, and can afford maintenance work as she racks up the miles. The downside is she has a lot of previous owners, but her musical success is like CarFax reports-- you know every dented fender experience she's had, whereas you don't know how many times Brit had her back tire blown out by a backup dancer that just never made the news

We'll go with a conservative 8.8, with an eye towards a better rate of long term asset depreciation, and few hidden flaws-- when she opens her mouth, they all become apparent.

She's attractive, but I wouldn't say smoking hot. In the quad, she would just be another girl.

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She is thin and takes good care of her body.

Good for her.

But she is not an attractive girl in the face.

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Nailed it.

She has no B