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re: Whats the most ridiculous thing you've seen at a wedding?

Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:07 am to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69331 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:07 am to
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I will privately present my bouquet to my grandmother who recently lost my grandfather. I don't see how that's selfish at all


Ok, that's different. That's a really sweet gesture.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82756 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:09 am to
Different strokes I certainly don't judge a normal tradition like that at someone's wedding. It's just not for me. And as I said, I would much prefer to do something for my grandmother. She really deserves it.

As for the OP: I cannot come anywhere near beating the stories here.

My family is from a REALLY small town outside of Eunice, and their weddings are pot luck in a gym or old Knights of Columbus hall. All my 2nd cousins and great uncles wear coveralls. Bud Light in cans are served out of the concession stand window in the gym by a family member, but hey.. it's not cash bar.

And the last one, they had Taylor Swift as the bride and groom's wedding song.
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 8:12 am
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61860 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:10 am to
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The money dance is a poor/middle class rural thing. If the wedding is in Ascension Parish, Livingston, the river parishes, or Acadiana, it's probably going to have a money dance.
Yeah, damn near every wedding I've attended in vacherie has had a money dance.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69331 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:13 am to
Don't forget:

Don’t
Tempt me with your eyes
Or fill my heart with lies
If u don’t really want me to
And say, say what’s on your mind
Just give me some kind of sign
To let me know what I'm supposed to do

(chorus)
‘Cuz if you don’t want me to
Then tell me
It’s too easy loving you
Like it should me
If u don’t want me to
don’t tease me, don’t tease me
Try to please me

The way, the way you say good night
Makes me want to stay each time
Girl you know I’m really wanting you
Marry-Go-Round
You get me so high off the ground
Now don’t you go and let me down
Girl you don’t know what I'm going through
I’m sooo all over you

So if you don’t want me to
Then tell me
It’s too easy loving you
Like it should be
If you don’t want me to
Don’t tease me, don’t tease me
Try to please me

If you don’t want me to (if you don’t want me to)
Then tell me
It’s too easy loving you
Like it should be
If you don’t want me to (if you don’t want me to)
Don’t tease me, don’t tease me
Try to please me

If you don’t want me to (if you don’t want me to)
Just tell me
It’s so easy loving you
Like it should be
Tell me what I should do (if you don’t want me )
Don’t tease me, don’t tease me
Try to please me

If you don’t want me to (if you don’t want me to)
Just tell me
It’s so easy loving you
Like it should be
Tell me what I should do (if you don’t want me to)
Don’t tease me, don’t tease me
Try to please me
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466445 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:14 am to
i always end up in a fight about the money dance. i just...can't...participate

i do get an internal chuckle at weddings with an uppity bride who has a money dance at the wedding
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
27130 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:15 am to
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Groom crying when sees the bride. Beta.


I've seen this happen several times but one groom lost it so bad the priest had to stop the wedding for him to get it together.
Posted by TigerBait1127
Houston
Member since Jun 2005
47336 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:16 am to
quote:

Different strokes I certainly don't judge a normal tradition like that at someone's wedding. It's just not for me. And as I said, I would much prefer to do something for my grandmother. She really deserves it.



No doubt. It is your day anyway
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16036 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:18 am to
Ive been to a wedding for a relative that took place inside of their trailer. Well she's being walked down the "aisle" and the heel of her shoe gets caught in the vent in the floor and she falls down. Then she starts crying. It was pretty amazing. Meanwhile gumbo was cooking in the altar/kitchen and we were all drinking beer so it wasn't that bad. Making memories.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466445 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:20 am to
how many people were in that wedding?
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
46277 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:23 am to
I saw a cowboy show up to a wedding. He was wearing old boots. Everyone at the wedding was in formal wear. He wasn't invited. He showed up at the reception. The bride did not expect him. She appeared to know him from her past. She was surprised he was there. The groom knew him also
The cowboy made a toast. Said, honey, we may be through...
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:25 am to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69331 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:25 am to
quote:

I saw a cowboy show up to a wedding. He was wearing old boots. Everyone at the wedding was in formal wear. He wasn't invited. He showed up at the reception. The bride did not expect him. She appeared to know him from her past. She was surprised he was there. The groom knew him also
The cowboy made a toast. Said, honey, we may be through...


But you'll never hear me complain!
Up until the toast courtesy of Mr. Garth Brooks, I have seen that exact scenario play out at many weddings in my home town. I fear that the same will happen at my wedding if my SO and I ever tie the knot.
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12680 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:32 am to
quote:

Saw a guy propose to his GF at a reception.

quote:

This is the most trashy, self centered thing you can do



100% agree
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:36 am to
I saw two people commit to a life of misery legally bound together emotionally, financially, psycholigically. fricking crasy
Posted by Feral
Member since Mar 2012
12680 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:36 am to
Went to a wedding a few years ago where the bride wore a traditional wedding dress and the groom wore a north face, jeans and flip flops.
This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 8:37 am
Posted by i drink the kool aid
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2013
169 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:40 am to
saw a guy doing the Bernie at a wedding. When he came back up, he came up to fast and fell flat on his face. Busted his chin up. Most Awesome Thing ever.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69331 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Went to a wedding a few years ago where the bride wore a traditional wedding dress and the groom wore a north face, jeans and flip flops.


FAF, was he wearing a Yeti hat?
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:42 am to
Marriage
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69331 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:43 am to
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Marriage


Is a dweam within a dweam and is da weason we are gathwered here twoday
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17265 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 8:49 am to
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FAF, was he wearing a Yeti hat?


Yeti visor, bro.

Money dance is a might trashy, have seen it many-a time. CAsh bar is tacky, until you have to pay for that shite then not so tacky.
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