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re: Whats the most inappropriate thing you've ever done?
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:29 pm to LSUstudent4life
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:29 pm to LSUstudent4life
I think I've narrowed down mine. In a bar in Beijing, and pick up this chick in the bar. Get a taxi, and there is an incredible downpour outside. As I'm in the cab, I begin to realize that this chick isn't much of a looker. She then starts saying about what we'll do tomorrow, and if we'll go shopping. I'm not having any of this with a face like hers, so I tell the cab driver to pull over and tell her to get the frick out of the car. She then asks for money for another cab and I give her 10 kuai (about a $1.50) and wish her luck. Still a downpour with lightning all over the place. Didn't feel all that guilty about it.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:31 pm to Hester Carries
I find it sad that we live in a society where you can't jerk off a polar bear without being judged
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:32 pm to Hester Carries
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This post was edited on 5/2/14 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 5/1/14 at 5:43 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
When I was a kid around 8 years old my older brother told me that girls like it when you touch their butt.The whole entire day I was touching her butt and everybody thought it was funny.We all go to church that night and I thought it would be funny if I touch her butt at Church.I waited till the preacher started to pray and then I grabbed her butt.Little did I know that not everybody bows their head during prayer.After I did it the church got quiet and everybody was staring at me.An old man pulls me out of the church takes me out back and had a talk with me.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 6:13 pm to Hester Carries
burned 40 acres
put mud in a bulldozers gas tank
killed somebody
put mud in a bulldozers gas tank
killed somebody
Posted on 5/1/14 at 6:17 pm to Hammertime
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Only slept maybe 3 hours that week. Had to take a leak coming out of class, and without even thinking about it, whipped out my dick in the parking lot and started pissing next to my truck. Once I realized what I was doing, my first thought was, "Uhhh......?". My second thought was, "Well frick it. I'm already pissing"
I do this all the time in parking lots if I have to go bad. I just pull my phone out and stand between my open door and the truck, act like I'm talking on the phone, lean against the truck and use my opposite hand to hold my dick but do it in a way where it looks like I've got it in my pocket.
To the OP: The most inappropriate thing I've ever done was at this huge annual dove hunt that was a paid hunt for some charity thing..before the hunt they were giving out the rules for the hunt to a crowd of about 200. It was deathly quiet and still, you could hear a pin drop while everyone listened and I decided to just rip a loud fart. It ended up being supersonic loud and was so bad the speaker actually paused for a minute and was like WTF
Posted on 5/1/14 at 6:27 pm to Hammertime
Not long ago I got real fricked up...drank a case of beer riding four wheelers all day, then half a fifth of whiskey then ran up an 80 dollar bar tab at the bar that night...I had this glass vial of liquid xanax and i'd put about 6 drops in each drink I bought. Then did 2 lines of coke so I wouldn't pass out...needless to say at the after party at a guy's shop I apparently flipped his golf cart upside down to show how strong I was then made out with this girl in front of everyone. Not kiss, but like tongue down throat feeling each other up type of makeout. I don't remember any of it.
Once back in High School a girl caused my best friend and his GF to break up because she wanted him and made up some story about how he was cheating on her. So we got payback. He acted all nice to her at a party and went to get her a beer...we opened the beer, poured half out, and both pissed in it then mixed it up and put the cap back on the bottle. She drank it unknowingly..then another friend of ours later was hooking up with her. We couldn't stop him in time, so we just opted to not tell him
Once back in High School a girl caused my best friend and his GF to break up because she wanted him and made up some story about how he was cheating on her. So we got payback. He acted all nice to her at a party and went to get her a beer...we opened the beer, poured half out, and both pissed in it then mixed it up and put the cap back on the bottle. She drank it unknowingly..then another friend of ours later was hooking up with her. We couldn't stop him in time, so we just opted to not tell him
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:18 pm to LSUstudent4life
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Posted by LSUstudent4life Pulled my dick out at jocks and Jill's after we won the sec championship in 07. Slapped it on a table with a family with small children eating. No reprocussions, no regrets.
You'd have toted a 1st class arse whipping if you'd have pull that shite with my family.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 7:50 pm to Darth_Vader
Honda Rebel 250 tire marks across his face?
Posted on 5/1/14 at 8:11 pm to Hammertime
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Honda Rebel 250
That's 1450 CC's too few. I ride a 1700.
Posted on 5/1/14 at 8:12 pm to OMLandshark
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I've narrowed down mine. In a bar in Beijing, and pick up this chick in the bar. Get a taxi, and there is an incredible downpour outside. As I'm in the cab, I begin to realize that this chick isn't much of a looker. She then starts saying about what we'll do tomorrow, and if we'll go shopping. I'm not having any of this with a face like hers, so I tell the cab driver to pull over and tell her to get the frick out of the car. She then asks for money for another cab and I give her 10 kuai (about a $1.50) and wish her luck. Still a downpour with lightning all over the place. Didn't feel all that guilty about it.
Chinese chick
Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:19 am to OMLandshark
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I think I've narrowed down mine. In a bar in Beijing, and pick up this chick in the bar. Get a taxi, and there is an incredible downpour outside. As I'm in the cab, I begin to realize that this chick isn't much of a looker. She then starts saying about what we'll do tomorrow, and if we'll go shopping. I'm not having any of this with a face like hers, so I tell the cab driver to pull over and tell her to get the frick out of the car. She then asks for money for another cab and I give her 10 kuai (about a $1.50) and wish her luck. Still a downpour with lightning all over the place. Didn't feel all that guilty about it.
That's cause you were in Beijing. If you didn't want a toothless, governmentally oppressed, smog invested uggo, you should have gone to shanghai. That being said, 10 kuai would def get her home in that cheap arse city.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:29 am to Hester Carries
When I was 10 years old I was sleepwalking and pissed on everything in the fridge.
Banged a friends sister in a tent on the ramp of the PMAC.
Told my wife's fatass 1st cousin to get off her arse and get a job to support her children and stop stealing money from me I use to support my kids.
Banged a friends sister in a tent on the ramp of the PMAC.
Told my wife's fatass 1st cousin to get off her arse and get a job to support her children and stop stealing money from me I use to support my kids.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:50 am to BOSCEAUX
Jacked off in class. This was like in middle school . And no I didn't get caught
Got head from a girl while her mom was in the adjacent room cooking dinner.
Fingered a girl and got head in a movie theater
In middle school I Used to grab girls asses all the time with no care. I only stopped when this one girl tried to charge me with sexual harassment
When I was like 8. My cousin gave me a handjob. I had no idea what was going on but man was that wrong
Got head from a girl while her mom was in the adjacent room cooking dinner.
Fingered a girl and got head in a movie theater
In middle school I Used to grab girls asses all the time with no care. I only stopped when this one girl tried to charge me with sexual harassment
When I was like 8. My cousin gave me a handjob. I had no idea what was going on but man was that wrong
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:34 am to Hester Carries
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Whats the most inappropriate thing you've ever done?
I wouldn't even know where to begin! I have done so many inappropriate things in my life that I can't even come up with a good example!
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Did you regret it later?
Of course
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Any repercussions?
Of course
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:34 am to Hester Carries
Robbed a video poker machine using a golf cart key. Got kicked out of Fat Harry's during Mardi Gras for getting a blow job in the video poker area.
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:36 am to QJenk
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Jacked off in class. This was like in middle school . And no I didn't get caught
Meh
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Got head from a girl while her mom was in the adjacent room cooking dinner.
Awesome!
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Fingered a girl and got head in a movie theater
Awesome!
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n middle school I Used to grab girls asses all the time with no care. I only stopped when this one girl tried to charge me with sexual harassment
If this was in the 90s or earlier no biggie
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When I was like 8. My cousin gave me a handjob. I had no idea what was going on but man was that wrong
Ok....you win! WHAT THE frick??????????
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:37 am to QJenk
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Jacked off in class
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only stopped when this one girl tried to charge me with sexual harassment
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My cousin gave me a handjob
Posted on 5/2/14 at 1:37 am to Moist Tiger
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Robbed a video poker machine using a golf cart key. Got kicked out of Fat Harry's during Mardi Gras for getting a blow job in the video poker area.
Individually these are both awesome but if you did both on the same day you are REALLY awesome!
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