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re: What's the most disgusting thing you've seen someone do in public?
Posted on 1/29/16 at 7:45 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 1/29/16 at 7:45 am to Jim Rockford
This wasn't technically "in public", but we saw a homosexual couple 69ing in their guest house while on vacation with the family in Key West.
At first, I thought they forgot to close the blinds, curtains, and shutters. Then, I realized that they A.) Either really loved those ocean breezes, or B.) Were exhibitionist.
At first, I thought they forgot to close the blinds, curtains, and shutters. Then, I realized that they A.) Either really loved those ocean breezes, or B.) Were exhibitionist.
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Posted on 1/29/16 at 7:46 am to Forkbeard3777
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At a Pilot truckstop on I65 in Kentucky, a truck driver bobtailed (not pulling a trailer) to the middle of the truck parking area. He came to a stop in the aisle, climbed out his truck, went to the rear of the truck between the tandams, pulled down his pants, grabbed the truck frame for support, and took a big, mule shite. Pulled up his pants, didn't wipe his arse, climbed back in the truck and went and parked.
This dude was a big Ole boy, easily 350 pounds, his white arse looked like a full moon.
About 10 minutes after I witnessed this, a sheriff patrol car pulled up, and a cashier from inside came out and pointed out the truck to the deputy. The deputy went over to the truck, the fatty got out and the deputy slapped handcuffs on him. Another deputy show up and they escorted the guy inside, came back out a few minutes later and put the fatty in one of the cruisers and off they went.
Later when I went inside, I asked the girl at the fuel desk about it and she said that they had footage of him shitting on a surveillance camera, and when the deputy saw it, brought him to jail. She said that the deputy also called the company whose name was on the side of the truck, gave the company the truck number, and told the company the whole story. The company said he was fired and they were going to send another driver to recover the truck.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:21 am to arn
OK. I've told this before, but here it goes.
In 7th grade gym the coaches were upset that the girls' locker room was so messy. So the coaches got the bright idea of showing the girls what a clean/nice locker room was. So they let each of the opposite sexes walk through the others' locker room. So the girls got to walk through our locker room while we walked through theirs.
When I was walking through their messy locker room, I decided to look in their trash can. Why? I don't know. But when I looked into it all I saw was a heap of bloody tampons. And it was a first for me. I always heard, but never saw the evidence. Lo and behold, there was a trashcan full of bloody tampons.
And...do you know how hard it is to hide an erection in gym shorts?
In 7th grade gym the coaches were upset that the girls' locker room was so messy. So the coaches got the bright idea of showing the girls what a clean/nice locker room was. So they let each of the opposite sexes walk through the others' locker room. So the girls got to walk through our locker room while we walked through theirs.
When I was walking through their messy locker room, I decided to look in their trash can. Why? I don't know. But when I looked into it all I saw was a heap of bloody tampons. And it was a first for me. I always heard, but never saw the evidence. Lo and behold, there was a trashcan full of bloody tampons.
And...do you know how hard it is to hide an erection in gym shorts?
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:25 am to John88
Oh lets see.
1. A woman shitting and peeing while bending over with her arse facing traffic. Worst part was that we were at a red light and couldn't move.
2. Anyone throwing up. That shite pisses me off.
3. A fat disgusting dirty homeless woman hocking a loogie for all to see. Stupid bitch. I wanted to beat the shite out of her. Can't get that image out of my mind.
1. A woman shitting and peeing while bending over with her arse facing traffic. Worst part was that we were at a red light and couldn't move.
2. Anyone throwing up. That shite pisses me off.
3. A fat disgusting dirty homeless woman hocking a loogie for all to see. Stupid bitch. I wanted to beat the shite out of her. Can't get that image out of my mind.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:27 am to Pectus
you sick frick
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:27 am to PeterPeterP
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you sick frick
The last part was the joke. The first part really happened.
Scarred my memory for life!
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:37 am to John88
Can't top the tampon story but here's mine...
4 of us from work were on the way back from lunch one day. We were stopped in the left turn lane at a traffic signal and we noticed this guy walking down the sidewalk to our left. He was dirty and disheveled and looked like he might be homeless. Suddenly he spies a piece of cloth in the gutter. He picks it up and holds it in front of him like he's just found the Holy Grail or something. It's an old nasty sweatshirt. We thought he was going to keep it as some sort of prized possession but no, he blows his nose into it and tosses it back in the gutter.
All of us in the car just lost it.
4 of us from work were on the way back from lunch one day. We were stopped in the left turn lane at a traffic signal and we noticed this guy walking down the sidewalk to our left. He was dirty and disheveled and looked like he might be homeless. Suddenly he spies a piece of cloth in the gutter. He picks it up and holds it in front of him like he's just found the Holy Grail or something. It's an old nasty sweatshirt. We thought he was going to keep it as some sort of prized possession but no, he blows his nose into it and tosses it back in the gutter.
All of us in the car just lost it.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:42 am to MountainTiger
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Suddenly he spies a piece of cloth in the gutter. He picks it up and holds it in front of him like he's just found the Holy Grail or something. It's an old nasty sweatshirt. We thought he was going to keep it as some sort of prized possession
Great storytelling
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:43 am to Pectus
This happened in the early 80's one morning on the school bus. There was this girl named Bernice that was better known as "Catfish" by everyone. She got this name because she looked amazingly a lot like a catfish. Anyway, she had a little brother who one day on the bus sneezed and had a giant, yellowish green solid stream of snot shoot out of one nostril and hang down to almost his stomach. The only time I've ever seen anything close to it was when we came out of the gas chamber in basic (anyone who's been through the gas chamber knows what I'm talking about here). So this kid just sits there, mouth agape, with this giant, solid stream of snot hanging from his nose. Everyone is dying laughing and finally Bernice gets up and takes her skirt and wipes this stream of snot off him. So she goes all day at school with a massive snot stain on her skirt now.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:57 am to Carson123987
When I was in college I worked at GN Gonzales for close to a year. Had a local come in with his mother and girlfriend looking for parts for his motorcycle. These were the type that had never been outside of that ghetto. Couldn't read, couldn't understand anything they said, stunk, dirty, just flat out nasty people.
While the guy is trying to tell me what he needs for his bike (which is a story in itself) the girlfriend walks over to an old gum ball machine they have and gets one for all of them.
She hands the gumball to the mom. Mom pops it in her mouth and spits it back out into her hand. She then hands it to the girlfriend and asks her to chew it up for her because she doesn't have any teeth.
Girlfriend proceeds to put the slobbery gumball in her mouth without even wiping it off, chews it up, spits it back out into her hand, and gave it to mom who then popped it in her mouth and continued chewing it.
I was absolutely mortified and failed and holding in the laughter. I completely lost it and almost hit the floor laughing.
Poor guy never got his parts either.
The story on the guy looking for the parts. He couldn't tell me what make or model bike he had. Didn't know the brand, couldn't even give an estimation of what year. I asked him what decade it was from and that confused him.
The best part, is the part he said he needed. He was looking for a speedthermometer cable. I swear on my life, I can't make that up.
While the guy is trying to tell me what he needs for his bike (which is a story in itself) the girlfriend walks over to an old gum ball machine they have and gets one for all of them.
She hands the gumball to the mom. Mom pops it in her mouth and spits it back out into her hand. She then hands it to the girlfriend and asks her to chew it up for her because she doesn't have any teeth.
Girlfriend proceeds to put the slobbery gumball in her mouth without even wiping it off, chews it up, spits it back out into her hand, and gave it to mom who then popped it in her mouth and continued chewing it.
I was absolutely mortified and failed and holding in the laughter. I completely lost it and almost hit the floor laughing.
Poor guy never got his parts either.
The story on the guy looking for the parts. He couldn't tell me what make or model bike he had. Didn't know the brand, couldn't even give an estimation of what year. I asked him what decade it was from and that confused him.
The best part, is the part he said he needed. He was looking for a speedthermometer cable. I swear on my life, I can't make that up.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:57 am to John88
Saw a homeless man shite his pants on the subway. It was rather fluid and ran down his pants over his shoes.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:01 am to John88
about 6 years ago I pull up behind my place of employment. I see some homeless guy walking around the parking lot with a drug rug as dress. I did not think much about it because I worked in Downtown Macon, Ga this was not an uncommon occurrence. I have to walk to the front of the building to open the door and shut off the alarm. I go to the back door which is where the parking area is and open the door to grab my lunch out of the truck and literally right in front of the door the homeless guy is buck friggin naked from the waist down dropping a duece into the storm drain. Now when taking the trash out the day before I saw a steaming pile of shite behind the trash can and wrote it off as a stray dog but I was mistaken.
Another time I am driving home from work and I live out in the county. As I am driving a see about a 400 lb black lady bent over the back of the truck blowing out liquid shite with cars passes by left and right. This is literally within sight distance of an elementary school and a cop just rides past at the same time shook his head and kept driving.
Another time I am driving home from work and I live out in the county. As I am driving a see about a 400 lb black lady bent over the back of the truck blowing out liquid shite with cars passes by left and right. This is literally within sight distance of an elementary school and a cop just rides past at the same time shook his head and kept driving.
This post was edited on 1/29/16 at 10:02 am
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:03 am to SW2SCLA
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Your mom
Surprised it took a page and a half. Maybe the OT is finally growing up
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:03 am to John88
At a park, I saw an entire family pile car, eat fired chicken, throw the bones on the ground, and then just leave their trash behind.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:04 am to Austin Cajun
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While the guy is trying to tell me what he needs for his bike (which is a story in itself) the girlfriend walks over to an old gum ball machine they have and gets one for all of them.
She hands the gumball to the mom. Mom pops it in her mouth and spits it back out into her hand. She then hands it to the girlfriend and asks her to chew it up for her because she doesn't have any teeth.
Girlfriend proceeds to put the slobbery gumball in her mouth without even wiping it off, chews it up, spits it back out into her hand, and gave it to mom who then popped it in her mouth and continued chewing it.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:41 am to blueboy
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Get buttfricked in the French Quarter during Mardi Gras.
Some chick that was a friend of an old roommate of mine let some random dude she met at Jazz fest (I think it was Jazz fest) frick her in the arse inside of a Port-o-potty. Apparently he went to town on her so hard that she was bleeding from her a-hole afterwards. Needless to say, she was butt hurt.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 12:12 pm to Perrydawg
I really can't get over how many people have come across someone taking a shite in public. Thankfully, this has never happened to be but apparently is a regular occurrence.
Posted on 1/29/16 at 12:16 pm to John88
Saw some girl eating a dude's arse outside of an apartment complex in BR
Posted on 1/29/16 at 12:22 pm to OKtiger
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Saw some girl eating a dude's arse outside of an apartment complex in BR
You sure that wasn't at Reggie's?
Posted on 1/29/16 at 12:28 pm to John88
Someone with their pants around their ankles squatting over a potted plant fertilizing it.
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