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re: What's the meanest thing you've ever told someone and why?
Posted on 8/6/16 at 12:38 am to LSUGrad9295
Posted on 8/6/16 at 12:38 am to LSUGrad9295
Told a girl good thing she got an abortion because the kid would be useless with her as a parent.
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Posted on 8/6/16 at 12:47 am to rmnldr
Told my ex when we divorced all she will ever be good for is laying on her back and getting pregnant as a housewife because shes too stupid to earn her own way through life.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 12:53 am to LSUGrad9295
L'auberge is very safe. I saw a black guy knock over a white kid and 3 security guards were there before he hit the ground.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 12:56 am to Fly1010
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Told my ex when we divorced all she will ever be good for is laying on her back and getting pregnant as a housewife because shes too stupid to earn her own way through life.
Serious questions here...no troll.
I have never been married, nor ever been close, so help me understand what happened here.
What happened from the time you met her...and got engaged...and married her, to the time you got divorced? Was she stupid when you married her, but you just didn't notice? Or did she become stupid over time? Just curious as to how this works....you don't have to discuss if you don't want....I'm just bored and wondering.
And I am sure you have found this out already...
Posted on 8/6/16 at 12:59 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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L'auberge is very safe. I saw a black guy knock over a white kid and 3 security guards were there before he hit the ground.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to start a fight in a casino. It isn't a regular bar, dumbasses. There are cameras, more security people than you can count and state police on site. You can't win. It isn't like picking a fight at 2am outside a bar in Tigerland.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 1:57 am to LSUGrad9295
Where did OP go?
Posted on 8/6/16 at 2:08 am to rmnldr
Years ago, I was dating this girl who was bigger. I was a big guy myself so whatever. Well, she had made fun of her weight a few times as did I and felt we both it took lightly. Anyway, flash forward to a few nights later, we're laying in bed and she asks if she can get on top. I look, then just say, "No sorry, my dick has a weight limit" thinking she'd laugh. She slapped the shite out of me and never heard from her again.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 2:48 am to xxKylexx
My ex wife got into this kick of whispering "I'll do anything you want" in the middle of sex. "Just tell me you want, I'll do anything." The first time she said it, I immediately thought this was gonna be great, but then... I said I wanted a blow job. "Well anything but THAT."
"Doggy style?"
"Anything but THAT."
"Will you get on top?" I asked.
"Anything but THAT."
After she pulled that shite 3 or 4 different times in bed I finally told her "Just lay there and shut the frick up."
"Doggy style?"
"Anything but THAT."
"Will you get on top?" I asked.
"Anything but THAT."
After she pulled that shite 3 or 4 different times in bed I finally told her "Just lay there and shut the frick up."
Posted on 8/6/16 at 2:55 am to LSUGrad9295
Told my ex that she could frick up a glass of water.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 3:29 am to LSUBlitzkrieg
New girl at the office wanted to go out for drinks then go back to her place.
Next day, cuz I had senority there, she tried throwing my name around about we did this & that all day to get status. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas- don't bring personal info work.
Confronted her "I don't f*ck around with the hired help. I have a reputation to uphold."
She nearly burst into tears. Shut that down quick, but we stayed cool & she never slipped up again.
Edit: 1 Uv vs 4 Dv- looks like I'm winning the A-hole award even tho she inadvertently tried to ruin my reputation
God, I love the OT
Next day, cuz I had senority there, she tried throwing my name around about we did this & that all day to get status. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas- don't bring personal info work.
Confronted her "I don't f*ck around with the hired help. I have a reputation to uphold."
She nearly burst into tears. Shut that down quick, but we stayed cool & she never slipped up again.
Edit: 1 Uv vs 4 Dv- looks like I'm winning the A-hole award even tho she inadvertently tried to ruin my reputation
God, I love the OT This post was edited on 8/6/16 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 8/6/16 at 3:52 am to Merck
quote:
My ex wife got into this kick of whispering "I'll do anything you want" in the middle of sex. "Just tell me you want, I'll do anything." The first time she said it, I immediately thought this was gonna be great, but then... I said I wanted a blow job. "Well anything but THAT."
"Doggy style?"
"Anything but THAT."
"Will you get on top?" I asked.
"Anything but THAT."
After she pulled that shite 3 or 4 different times in bed I finally told her "Just lay there and shut the frick up."
Jesus Christ! 
No fricking wonder she is your ex-wife! When a woman you have been with for awhile whispers she will do anything in the middle of sex all of the time and you reply with dumb shite like "uhhhh a blow job", "uuuhhhh doggy style" or "uuuuuhhhh get on top" she is going to leave you for being a boring chump. If a woman tells you that you need to fricking be a man and turn her over, frick her in the arse and then pull out and cum on her face when you are finished or something like that. Women WANT to be whores for their men and when they offer you "anything you want" it means anal or something similar and when you say "get on top" it is the biggest turnoff ever for them. How do you not know this? This post was edited on 8/6/16 at 3:53 am
Posted on 8/6/16 at 4:01 am to lsu480
Preach 480
Posted on 8/6/16 at 4:40 am to lsu480
Yeah, you don't know my ex. She wasn't wanting to do any of that, she was just wanting to say she offered.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 5:03 am to rmnldr
"You're adopted."
Because I'm an a-hole and a shitty parent.
Because I'm an a-hole and a shitty parent.
Posted on 8/6/16 at 5:46 am to lsu480
quote:
Jesus Christ! No fricking wonder she is your ex-wife! When a woman you have been with for awhile whispers she will do anything in the middle of sex all of the time and you reply with dumb shite like "uhhhh a blow job", "uuuhhhh doggy style" or "uuuuuhhhh get on top" she is going to leave you for being a boring chump. If a woman tells you that you need to fricking be a man and turn her over, frick her in the arse and then pull out and cum on her face when you are finished or something like that. Women WANT to be whores for their men and when they offer you "anything you want" it means anal or something similar and when you say "get on top" it is the biggest turnoff ever for them. How do you not know this?
Aren't you divorced?
Posted on 8/6/16 at 6:33 am to SG_Geaux
Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type really makes me puke; you vacuous, coffee nosed, malodorous pervert!
Posted on 8/6/16 at 7:04 am to Tigris
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 8/6/16 at 7:08 am to rmnldr
Nanny nanny and neener neener.
They were a stupid head.
They were a stupid head.
This post was edited on 8/6/16 at 7:11 am
Posted on 8/6/16 at 7:14 am to Kraut Dawg
A coworker was giving me grief for not being able to attend an event because I have a daughter to watch. After him not dropping the subject I finally said " Sorry I actually have custody over my child and am actually married to her mother! Unlike your sorry arse that has a baby momma that has your child 98% of the time! "
Posted on 8/6/16 at 8:30 am to rmnldr
I called a girl a "St. Joe hoe" at a Catholic football game one time.
In my defense, she was. I was just stating the facts.
In my defense, she was. I was just stating the facts.
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