What's the meanest prank you ever pulled?

when I was a kid I told a kid to look at what I found and threw sand in his face...felt bad for years after that

Broke into a bunch of cars and stole all their shite. I do it often. Pretty funny.

switched the tp at my buddy's house from over to under.

we've laughed about that one for years

I used to put a little flash powder in joints and cigarettes to scare friends. Another buddy thought he would copy my thing, but rather than just use the grey powder from a firework he put an entire bottle rocket firework in a cigarette with the black powder removed) and left a little bit of fuse and then repacked it he then put it in another neighbor's cigarette pack. A few hours later Jeff lit a cigarette and took a deep puff and we saw a tail of sparks shoot out the cigarette and it sly deep into his throat. Burned the shite out of his mouth and he was spitting out pieces of skin.

I felt bed for him, but nearly 20 years later I still laugh about it.

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Gave a cop a pot brownie #thuglife

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Not really a prank but I knew someone who cheated on his girlfriend and she put methadone and some other stuff in his food a few days before he had a drug test. They revoked his release and he had to go back to jail for almost six months. Bitches be crazy.

Needless to say I would not be going home after prison

told a dude that this chick liked him then watched as he got brutally denied as he walked up to her and asked her out. I didnt realize how devastated he was going to be. It was a jackass move by me.

Put IcyHot on a condom then slipped it in a chick that really pissed me off in college... I laughed, she cried. I'm such a d!ck...

True story. One time we had this teacher in high school. He was middle-aged and still lived with his mom. He was a math teacher. He didn't coach any sports but he helped with the Quiz Bowl team. Sometimes he had lunch room duty. He was balding but no one could ever talk about his hair. So he was teaching a class, I wasn't in the class but a girl told me afterwards that was in the class. It was Fundamentals of Math, like really simple stuff like how to balance a checkbook and how to file the basic Tax Return. So there's mostly jocks in this class and this girl. And the teacher is trying to teach them about percentages like when a store says "Lost Our Lease- 50% OFF All Remaining Stock!" but they really just marked up the regular price like twice as much as it should be and they really didn't lose their lease, they knew right where it was. They might not want to pay it but they knew exactly where it was. So the kids are learning this stuff and the teacher said "I've got half a mind to quit teaching." And this girl was like up in his face because her grandpa had been in an accident and he had like half a mind left, I think it was a train hitting a car accident which the train almost always wins in. So she sees me afterwards because I was trying to get her to come over to my house after school and I'd been talking to her in public and she was all happy about that but I really just wanted to Whitesnake her and then leave her mainly because she was always talking about her family, that's how everyone knew about her half-wit grandpa. So I told her that the teacher probably didn't mean anything by that comment but I really felt like he actually did.

Does that make me a bad person?