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re: What's the Hottest steaming load of BS anyone ever told you?

Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
127621 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133387 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:26 pm to
For better or for worse,
In good times and in bad
For richer or for poorer,
In sickness and in health,
Til death do us part.


I do.
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
2002 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:26 pm to
That a guy will hide next door while knowing in his own house his wife is getting plowed by another dude.
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8201 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:26 pm to
That Deion Sanders ran a 3.9 backwards in his sweats. Still laugh at that one.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

For better or for worse,
In good times and in bad
For richer or for poorer,
In sickness and in health,
Til death do us part.


I do.


This.

LC
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
23084 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:29 pm to
Matty Ice is an elite QB
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15793 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:31 pm to
Didn't Billy Cannon run a 4 flat 40 yard dash?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:31 pm to
Semen tastes like Apple Jacks.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Semen tastes like Apple Jacks.



This post was edited on 4/5/14 at 12:36 pm
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:39 pm to
I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73203 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:41 pm to
My crazy uncle believes he was this London killer "spring-heel jack" in a past life. (in coincidence they just have the same exact name)

He also has said he saw UFOs twice and that he met Jesus before. He's always very serious when he said it. Also said he killed someone in Mexico.
He is 52 and has never left my grandparents farm. He also has had a piece of acid in this container in the barn freezer for like 30 years.

Theory is, he took some bad stuff in the 70's and it messed his head up bad.
Pretty much everything he said.


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133387 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:46 pm to
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He also has had a piece of acid in this container in the barn freezer for like 30 years.

Like, of LSD?
Posted by Andre
Cashier at Stein's Deli
Member since Apr 2009
4301 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:49 pm to
A bartender I used to work with would tell people she was a registered nurse but had to start bar tending because she was allergic to latex gloves.
Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:50 pm to
A combine...no. But life on land teaches you to do a lot of things early. I used to drive the old 83 ford pickup in the front fields when I was four. Stand on the seat, lever into drive to go, lever into neutral and coast to a stop. With people scooping limbs and hay into the back, it was easier to teach us.

I worked at a golf course for a while...spent a lot of time hitting range balls, Ive only seen one guy who could carry 300 in the air. He was about 6 foot six and had a really unorthodox swing.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108145 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:52 pm to
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That if I like my insurance, I could keep it.


/thread
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

A bartender I used to work with would tell people she was a registered nurse but had to start bar tending because she was allergic to latex gloves.



yeah, that was definitely a steaming pile of shite. Hospitals have been offering latex free gloves for quite a long time now for people who are allergic.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

quote:
That if I like my insurance, I could keep it.


/thread



Posted by PierPunk
#BugaNation
Member since Apr 2013
3317 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Can hit a 300 yard drive


Not rare. I hit 2 over 300 the other day at LSU, with witnesses
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16656 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 1:03 pm to
Some guy I know told people that gene chizik came and watched him play football at thibodaux high and then tried to bribe him into hurting other players. Another feller I know told me some shite about how he saved this girl who ran up a tree because of coyotes.
Posted by Mr. Tom Morrow
Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe
Member since Jun 2012
6847 posts
Posted on 4/5/14 at 1:03 pm to
Any post from HeadyBrosevelt and Chef Leppard
This post was edited on 4/5/14 at 1:27 pm
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