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re: What's the fattest thing you've ever done?
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:38 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:38 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
My college roommate would regularly eat a 12 piece order of Churches Fried Chicken after a night out. Just the smell of that shite grosses me out now.
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Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:39 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
Lunch- Large Little Ceasers Hot n Ready
Dinner - (My Go to Popeyes order, I only get maybe twice a year) 4 piece spicy Dark, red beans, large mashed, 2 biscuits, Large Coke or Rootbeer.
I have had some pretty disgusting taco bell nights after the bars in college, but who hasn't?
Dinner - (My Go to Popeyes order, I only get maybe twice a year) 4 piece spicy Dark, red beans, large mashed, 2 biscuits, Large Coke or Rootbeer.
I have had some pretty disgusting taco bell nights after the bars in college, but who hasn't?
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:39 pm to StringedInstruments
Obesity is a disease, not a choice. I can’t believe you’re being so insensitive. They have thyroid problems and retain a lot of water, and didn’t you know women are supposed to be naturally curvy?
/sarcasm
/sarcasm
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:39 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
I went on a cruise... you don't leave that ship any less than 7 pounds heavier than when you boarded.
My old roommate and his girlfriend take the cake (pun intended) for fat stories. Once he started dating her, all they did was sit around, eat, and watch TV. In one particular day alone they made cinnamon rolls for breakfast, made pasta and Italian bread for lunch, had at least 2-3 bowls of pot roast for dinner, then cookies and ice cream for dessert afterwards. Then around midnight they were hungry again and ordered a pizza from Papa John's and ate all but one slice. All while drinking heavy IPA's in his bed all day.
Needless to say both of them have gained at least 20-30 lbs since they started dating.
My old roommate and his girlfriend take the cake (pun intended) for fat stories. Once he started dating her, all they did was sit around, eat, and watch TV. In one particular day alone they made cinnamon rolls for breakfast, made pasta and Italian bread for lunch, had at least 2-3 bowls of pot roast for dinner, then cookies and ice cream for dessert afterwards. Then around midnight they were hungry again and ordered a pizza from Papa John's and ate all but one slice. All while drinking heavy IPA's in his bed all day.
Needless to say both of them have gained at least 20-30 lbs since they started dating.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:40 pm to TDsngumbo
I ordered mcdonalds on uber eats
Felt like a pretty big fricking loser after that. But I was alone with the then 2 year old and newborn baby. I was at a breaking point
Felt like a pretty big fricking loser after that. But I was alone with the then 2 year old and newborn baby. I was at a breaking point
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:40 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
That is, by definition, an unhealthy relationship.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:40 pm to Oilfieldbiology
quote:Its the internet.
I can’t believe you’re being so insensitive
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:41 pm to lsupride87
Why didn’t you just put them both in the car?
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:41 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
Back before the whole salmonella thing when I got high I would buy a tube of Pillsbury chocolate chip or sugar cookie dough and eat it like a banana. I still do this one, pack of graham crackers, can of lemon pie filling, eat like chips and dip.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:43 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:
Your mom
100% probability this would be the first response.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:44 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
quote:
I used to take a large stainless steel mixing bowl, fill it full of milk and I would empty an ENTIRE pack of Oreo cookies into it. I would then sit in my studio\in front of the TV etc. and I would eat it like a bowl of cereal...with a pair of tongs.
That sounds glorious
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:45 pm to Oilfieldbiology
quote:You must not have kids
Why didn’t you just put them both in the car?
Could I have put them in the car? Of course. Was it easier for my broken self to order the McDonalds instead of wrangling my two year old boy running around the room and then also putting the newborn in the carseat so she could cry a blood curdling scream? Yes
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:46 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
College days. The Petro Truck Stops “Iron Skillett” restaurant. All u can eat chicken fried steak. Believe it was called the “King of the Road”.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:49 pm to lsupride87
I have two kids (5 and 3). It is and was nothing put them both in the car And go to a drive through.
Why people act like caring for 2 kids is some kind of heroic, soul crushing undertaking is beyond me.
Why people act like caring for 2 kids is some kind of heroic, soul crushing undertaking is beyond me.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:50 pm to Oilfieldbiology
quote:How much of a fricking frick stick hero are you?
I have two kids (5 and 3). It is and was nothing put them both in the car And go to a drive through.
Why people act like caring for 2 kids is some kind of heroic, soul crushing undertaking is beyond me.
This thread is about our fattest moments. My fattest moment was when I was too lazy to load the kids in the car so I ordered McDonalds to be delivered
Jesus christ you douche burger
The entire point of this thread is for fat moments. Jesus christ go crown yourself you douche lord
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:58 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
The past two nights for dinner I have put down the entire Taco Bell party packs
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:58 pm to lsupride87
Apparently asking someone why it’s so hard to put two kids in car seats is enough to be called a:
fricking frick stick hero, douche burger, and a douche lord.
That should probably be my hint that I’ve had enough internet for today.
fricking frick stick hero, douche burger, and a douche lord.
That should probably be my hint that I’ve had enough internet for today.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 1:59 pm to lsupride87
One more from the original thread
quote:
There is this pie I make, I call it diabetes pie. It starts with making the crust from chocolate chip cookie dough, after it's baked put down a layer of peanut butter, sprinkle powered coco on the peanut butter, add a layer of caramel, pour in chocolate pudding and top with whip cream and chocolate sprinkles.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:00 pm to Duane Dibbley
quote:
pack of graham crackers, can of lemon pie filling, eat like chips and dip.
I used to make instant vanilla pudding and dip Nilla Wafers into it like chips and dip. So damn good.
Those chocolate wafer cookies were good to dip in it as well.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 2:01 pm to Oilfieldbiology
quote:You are questioning why I decided to be fat and lazy in a thread asking about fat and lazy moments.
fricking frick stick hero, douche burger, and a douche lord.
You achieved douche lord status
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