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re: What's The Dumbest Question You Ever Heard Someone Ask?

Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:42 pm to
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
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Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:42 pm to
Do dogs bark in Spanish in Mexico?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117952 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:44 pm to
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can you chew gum?


No.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
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Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:45 pm to
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Does a toilet underwater still flush? by Chad504boy
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

can you chew gum?


No.
because it gets all tangled in the pubes on your face?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117952 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:48 pm to
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because it gets all tangled in the pubes on your face?


That and because I can't walk. And according to the board, because I can't walk, I can't do anything else either.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:48 pm to
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No this was its better.


You can’t even keep your fake stories straight
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117952 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:49 pm to
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You can’t even keep your fake stories straight




With all the lies I tell, you don't think I will mess up sometimes?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49106 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:50 pm to
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That and because I can't walk. And according to the board, because I can't walk, I can't do anything else either.



Were you ever able to? I think I missed the story if ever told.
Posted by stampman
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
5048 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:50 pm to
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I used to go to London every year for a meeting and we were discussing bringing my daughter’s boyfriend...he asked “what language do they speak over there?”


I think it's Arabic isn't it?
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47691 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:51 pm to
Heard a old woman arguing with a butcher one time wanting to buy boneless leg quarters. He kept telling her there was no such thing but she wouldn’t buy it.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189326 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:52 pm to
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That and because I can't walk. And according to the board, because I can't walk, I can't do anything else either.

no'


you suck because you suck,, plenty of disabled people can do things


like skillet for example



stop playing the sympathy card chris, its actually beneath you

you dont get picked on cause youre in a chair
youre disliked because youre dislikable

you can change that


but according to you thats your schtick...own it
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92893 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:53 pm to
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i can walk and chew gum at the same time can you chew gum?


Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18912 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:53 pm to
Can I ask you a question!
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189326 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:56 pm to
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Heard a old woman arguing with a butcher one time wanting to buy boneless leg quarters. He kept telling her there was no such thing but she wouldn’t buy it.

she would have bought if he sold it



think she meant boneless thighs?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189326 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:58 pm to
that wont nearly get the love it deserved


I didnt make fun of his inability to walk at all in that post


walking and chewing gum is a oft used phrase
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32352 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 6:00 pm to
Your dad should have pulled out and your mom should have swallowed you
Posted by Bateaux
New Iberia
Member since May 2019
24 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 6:10 pm to
Do snakes have eyes?
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2696 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 6:10 pm to
I own a sod farm. A guy asked me, " Do you grow the artificial grass?"
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 6:11 pm to
"Do they even HAVE waffles at Waffle House?"
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 6:13 pm to
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youre disliked because youre dislikable



What’s my excuse?
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