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re: What’s the craziest cheating story you’ve ever heard?

Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:28 pm to
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:28 pm to
Thread stopper.

Hugh Grant/Elizabeth Hurley




Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20485 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:29 pm to
Guy named T and girl named M started dating in 8th grade. They dated through freshman year of college.

Guy named W went to high school with T and M. I also went to high school with T, M, and W. I was close friend with W though. Didn’t really hang out much with T.

Freshman year of college, T stupidly proposes to M. M says no. Becomes a big gossipy thing with our high school people.

T doesn’t break up with M.

T gets drunk and tells me and some other guys at a camp out that he and M never had sex or done anything physical besides kissing. M says they have to wait until marriage. That’s why he proposed.

M gets drunk and tells T that she thinks he’s not really a man because of how short he is. He was like 5’4.

W goes through a glow up. 6’0+ chubby kid became ripped while in college.

M shows up to W’s house one night and they have sex.

M calls T to tell him about, has zero remorse, says she never was attracted to him, and that he should move on.

T calls W while W was drunk. W confirms it. I’m sitting right there telling W to shut the frick up. He doesn’t and laughs about.

T gets hammered and crashes his car into a tree. He broke a bunch of bones and moved back home. He had like an 8 month recovery. He never went back to Auburn.

M starts fricking W on the regular. She eventually wants him to be her boyfriend and he says no. He’s actually hooking up with multiple girls.

M freaks out and moves back home. She helps T recover from his injuries.

T and M get back together. They get married. They now have 4 kids.

True story. Not sure how interesting it is though.
This post was edited on 12/10/25 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6027 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:40 pm to
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The Monroe lawyer who got caught by his kid getting butt pirated by the chef was a good one.



Can someone please elaborate??
Posted by SallysHuman
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Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:40 pm to
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True story. Not sure how interesting it is though.


Riveting... what's dubya up to now?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20485 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:41 pm to
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Riveting... what's dubya up to now?


He’s an accountant. Not fat but no longer in shape. Living the suburban life with a wife and three kids. I don’t think I’ve spoken to him in 15 years.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:42 pm to
Pretty cool story bro.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:44 pm to
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He’s an accountant. Not fat but no longer in shape. Living the suburban life with a wife and three kids.


I feel let down,

Wild story, though... I wonder how much dignity T had to permanently kill off to get back with M. Then again, youngun's are tarded, I'm sure they've grown up by now.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:45 pm to
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Can someone please elaborate??


Pretty please?
Posted by MorgusTheMagnificent
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
1955 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:47 pm to
BawPaw IYKYK
This post was edited on 12/10/25 at 9:48 pm
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60557 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 10:14 pm to
About ten years ago, we were having my company Christmas party at a local hotel. The boss and one of the accounting ladies suddenly turned up missing. They reappeared 30 minutes later clothes all disheveled and rosy cheeks, etc. it was obvious that they went and fricked. Both of them had spouses there at the party.

They were both offered a severance package a couple of days later!
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29491 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 10:49 pm to
Grandfather's brother gets back from ww2 and figures out his young wife is screwing around with a captain in the army.

He finds them out one night, walks up to him, and introduces himself. Guy shakes his hand... Clueless. He says, I just wanted to shake the hand of the man fricking my wife.

Guy puts it all together, senses an arse whipping, and pulls a knife on him. Well said uncle just spent a few years in europe...and it was a setup. Shoots the captain and kills him.

Doesn't go to trial, seen as self defense.

A few nights later, his wife shoots him. Twice. They didn't get divorced and were married for 72 years.

Worst part? Later on in the marriage she shot him again.

I feel like my family may have coined the phrase that crazy pussy is like quicksand.
This post was edited on 12/10/25 at 10:52 pm
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
8406 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:17 pm to
I know ow a guy that lost his family (wife and 2 kids). He got hooked up with a Crack hoe who was butt ugly before crack and lost a great life with a very attractive woman that adored him and 15 years or so later he is still with the CH and his kids are grown adults that have very little to do with him. His ex went kind of wild and became a hoe. She finally settled down with a asswipe but seems pretty happy now.

If they stayed together they woukd have been very set financially.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:22 pm to

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15 years or so later he is still with the CH
Posted by chuckie
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:29 pm to
Who said it happened at the hospital. Doctors do have offices.
Believe it or don’t , I don’t care.
But it did happen and some on here
Knows the story
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11597 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:38 pm to
No mention yet of Garcia Did My Husband? It was run of the mill cheating, but a fun night on the OT.
Posted by GreenieTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
349 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 11:51 pm to
Sarah Ruffin Costello her husband Paul Costello then throw in a 20-something taxidermist and sprinkle Paul McCartney's manager on top.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48997 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:03 am to
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My whoring arse grandparents...

...my biological grandmother shot off the lower jaw of my (maybe) biological grandfather for cheating... they stayed married another couple of decades til his death. I didn't know them well as they parceled out their children like a litter of feral kittens.
.

Yeah I'm gonna sit this one out
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:34 am to
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My ex screwing over me and the kids for a no account and then asking for money and wondering why the kids hate her.


You’re in the wrong thread. This is craziest cheating stories. You’re looking for the “Aww poor me.. I married a crazy chick who cheated on me and I’m the awesome hero dad so I got full custody” thread. If you search the board for crazy ex, hero dad… you’ll find it. They’re all over here.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1145 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 12:39 am to
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True story. Not sure how interesting it is though


Actually, pretty good story.
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
3087 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 2:32 am to
My oldest uncle on my dad's side got injured in Korea - he got his arm shot off near the shoulder and came back to the States as a mean drunk. One morning in 1969, he woke up - and his wife was bloody and beaten in the bed beside him. He called for an ambulance but it was too late, she was already dead.

The police showed up and arrested him for domestic battery or whatever they called it back then, and he was eventually convicted of manslaughter. He was sent to the Parchman farm prison in Mississippi - which has a similar reputation to Angola Penitentiary in Louisiana. He ended up working in the machine maintenance shop, where they taught him to be a machinist even though my uncle only had one arm.

One day in late 1980, they came and got him and told him that he was free to go. He had served 11 years of his life in prison doing hard time. My uncle was age 50 when he was released.

Came to find out that his wife had been having an affair. She tried to break it off with the dude, but he had told her "You can't quit me!" The dude waited and watched until my uncle came home from a bar late one night. He broke in and beat my aunt to death and framed my uncle for murder - who was passed out drunk. The dude ended up getting cancer and confessed to the affair and murder on his final deathbed, so they let my uncle out of prison.

My uncle really had no idea he had been framed, he genuinely thought he had beat his wife to death while drunk and that he deserved to be in prison. Later in his life he always said that going to prison was one of the best things that happened to him. My uncle ended up getting dried out and kicking alcohol, he learned a trade, and he ended up with no record. And he got remarried later in life as well, and was finally able to support himself well as a machinist.
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