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re: What's the best way to clean up vomit that's all over a hardwood floor?

Posted on 6/21/19 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 12:56 pm to
Same way you would blood
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62868 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:01 pm to
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Same way you would blood

Blood's harder to remove than vomit.

At least that's what a friend told me.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:04 pm to
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What's the best way to clean up vomit that's all over a hardwood floor?


Pupper
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35588 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:06 pm to
I swear to god some people on this site can't figure out how to wipe their arse without asking about it in a thread.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4108 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:09 pm to
Shop vac for the small cracks, if any. Murphy’s oil soap for the floor.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:23 pm to
Bleach, baking soda and elbow grease.
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 1:33 pm to
In before someone says to let your dog in from outside...gross!
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30118 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 2:48 pm to
throw rug over it and move out
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 3:24 pm to
I greatly appreciate you references to cinematic brilliance, but I have nothing more to add.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15204 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 3:28 pm to
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While we’re on this subject, what about blood?


Clean up carefully with soapy water. Then soak any cotton towels in cold water, rinse, wring out and then machine wash. Then get stitched up for anything bleeding on the outside and go to a specialist for anything bleeding on the inside.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 3:30 pm to
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With that being said what's the best way to get this puke off my hardwood floor in my bedroom. I


You need to hit the vomit spatter with a strong bleach like Dexter. Then wipe up the area vigorously like Rosie with some Bounty.

Finally to make sure you've got it all, throw on some Duran Duran and hit it with a black light like Alan Hume did in the opening credit sequence of A View To a Kill.

That should take care of it like Winston Wolfe in Pulp Fiction.

This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 3:41 pm
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 3:49 pm to
How horrible. Hope you are better. Personally I would damp wet some old towels for initial cleaning as best as you can. Then the swifter. Throw the old towels away if you want or just wash them and safe just in case.
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