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What's the best way to cheat on your taxes?

Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:34 pm
Posted by John88
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:34 pm
Asking for a friend.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:35 pm to
Irs finna eat
Posted by Tingle
1173 Tallow Tree Lane
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:35 pm to
Don't report any income.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:36 pm to
Posted by Emmitt Fitzhume
West of South Vacherie
Member since May 2010
209 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:36 pm to
On Schedule C load up on Promotions for your business
100% write off
Posted by LSU9102
West of the Mississippi
Member since Mar 2007
2527 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:37 pm to
Is your friend Wesley Snipes?
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:37 pm to
Just say you identify as a poor man.

Nothing bad can happen if you claim, "I identify as a..."
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
6169 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:37 pm to
Be an illegal
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:40 pm to
Posted by Duckie
Tippy Toe, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2010
24314 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:40 pm to
SCH C

can't say it's the best, but it's the easiest and most prevalent.

typical flags are business mileage, meals and ent, home office expense.

the IRS computers monitor schedule c and the type of income you receive, anything out of the ordinary is flagged and you chance a computer audit.
This post was edited on 2/13/16 at 3:43 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:42 pm to
Thread is being monitored. Everyone wave to the IRS
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:48 pm to
under report income that doesn't have a W-9 or W-2 attached to it. If it has those they already know what you got.

You can claim $0.57 per mile (for 2015) for business driving and $0.45 per mile for driving for medical reasons.

You can deduct private school tuition from Louisiana state forms but not Federal.

Posted by atchafalaya
Bayou Chene, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
1530 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:48 pm to
Traffic drugs, own game rooms, car washes, or bars to launder. Anything where no one reports receipts.

Only because I watched breaking bad.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Everyone wave to the IRS



Here's a big frick YOU to the worst department in any governments history.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:48 pm to
Owning a cash-only business that underreports.
Posted by JDCPA76
Member since Jul 2015
85 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:50 pm to
"under report income that doesn't have a W-9 or W-2 attached to it."

You mean 1099, not W-9.

W-9 is a request for identification number.

1099 is non-employee compensation.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106080 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:52 pm to
Do business on a cash basis, skim off unreported income for personal expenses like gas and groceries. The IRS has economists who can estimate what kind of lifestyle you can afford on your reported income, so obviously you'll get caught if you live like a baller on a $50k salary. But if you don't live too extravagantly and don't overdo it, you should be able to squirrel away a few hundred a month. It adds up over time.
Posted by Champs
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:53 pm to
Be a pos that lives off the guvment. These idiots get back more than they pay in
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

What's the best way to cheat on your taxes?


Basically any trade should do it.

Everyone except the IRS knows that plumbers, electricians, homebuilders, landscaping crews, etc. make a ton of money.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40355 posts
Posted on 2/13/16 at 3:58 pm to
All the people I know that deal in cash dramatically underreport, not by a few hundred, but by a few 10's of thousands.

They don't live extravagantly b/c their credit is usually screwed.

Ironically, they bitch the loudest about how the government is screwing them.
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