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re: What’s Something Your Grandfather Would Say?

Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:08 pm to
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
14493 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:08 pm to
He’d look at his Golden Retriever and say, “Boy, ain’t he a dandy!”
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11025 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:36 pm to
Anything frozen that needed thawed “that thing is frozen harder than a preachers dick”

“You got about enough sense to knock upside a goats arse with a flyswatter”

Posted by Jean_Pierre_Ferrari
Member since May 2024
61 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:43 pm to
Now you're $hittin like a steer.
This post was edited on 7/27/24 at 6:45 pm
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
40529 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:46 pm to
Any time he needs to stop car he would yell hold her newt


I guess as a kid there was a horse named newt and his grandfather would say it pulling on reigns
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
10420 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:52 pm to
Conversation in 1988:
16 year old me ,"Do you feel bad that we dropped the two atomic bombs on Japan?"
70 year old WWIi Pacific Vet Papaw, "Frick no. I'd dropped 102 on those evil mother farkers if it were up to me. Frick those mother frickers. People didn't see what they did to American soldiers."
He and his WWIi buddies would roll over in their graves if they saw the disrespectful shite to our country, flag, and vets allowed by the piece of shite vermin that is the left.

As far as lifelong information? He told me "Boy, never piss on an electric fence".
This post was edited on 7/27/24 at 6:54 pm
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
33917 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:53 pm to
“I thought I ordered a sandwich?!?” As a sizzling and steaming plate of steak fajitas is slid in front of his face.
Posted by Bimby
Star Hill
Member since Aug 2015
32 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:59 pm to
There’s nothing free in this world except air, and you have to suck after that.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12680 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:03 pm to
My paternal grandfather when we’d walk in their house after church on Sunday and the Cowboys had the noon game: “y’all shut up the Cowboys are on.” He would never miss church either and we went to the same church.

My maternal grandfather: “I’ll jerk a knot in your arse so big a circus horse couldn’t jump over it.”
Posted by shadyone2
Member since Oct 2017
1110 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:05 pm to
Quit primping in the mirror. You’re gonna be a man.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
12680 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

You can't wear out something that makes its own lube.


Posted by PurpleAndGoldFinger
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Aug 2004
1276 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:07 pm to
“ Don’t believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see”
Posted by WeagleEagle
Folsom Prison
Member since Sep 2011
2382 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:16 pm to
shite fire and save matches
Posted by Dupont3
Keithville
Member since Nov 2011
1857 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:18 pm to
Yellow bellied sap sucker

Mississippi Sissy

Sidewalk Sissy
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
4265 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:36 pm to
“If you are bored, grab that hoe, & start on that row”…
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8662 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:50 pm to
Two of my grandparents were dead when I was born. The two that weren’t died before I was 5.

So idk.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
10615 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:55 pm to
nothing good happens after 2am
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
16243 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 8:19 pm to
Get up boy, you’re gonna sleep your life away.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22028 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 9:40 pm to
Is that true about J_ws and tractors?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22028 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 9:44 pm to
He called Muhammed Ali a "goddamned draft dodger" every time he set eyes on him.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
8900 posts
Posted on 7/27/24 at 9:59 pm to
“Let’s piss on the fire and call it a coon hunt.”
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