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Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:36 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Anything frozen that needed thawed “that thing is frozen harder than a preachers dick”
“You got about enough sense to knock upside a goats arse with a flyswatter”
“You got about enough sense to knock upside a goats arse with a flyswatter”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:43 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Now you're $hittin like a steer.
This post was edited on 7/27/24 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:46 pm to Jean_Pierre_Ferrari
Any time he needs to stop car he would yell hold her newt
I guess as a kid there was a horse named newt and his grandfather would say it pulling on reigns
I guess as a kid there was a horse named newt and his grandfather would say it pulling on reigns
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:52 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Conversation in 1988:
16 year old me ,"Do you feel bad that we dropped the two atomic bombs on Japan?"
70 year old WWIi Pacific Vet Papaw, "Frick no. I'd dropped 102 on those evil mother farkers if it were up to me. Frick those mother frickers. People didn't see what they did to American soldiers."
He and his WWIi buddies would roll over in their graves if they saw the disrespectful shite to our country, flag, and vets allowed by the piece of shite vermin that is the left.
As far as lifelong information? He told me "Boy, never piss on an electric fence".
16 year old me ,"Do you feel bad that we dropped the two atomic bombs on Japan?"
70 year old WWIi Pacific Vet Papaw, "Frick no. I'd dropped 102 on those evil mother farkers if it were up to me. Frick those mother frickers. People didn't see what they did to American soldiers."
He and his WWIi buddies would roll over in their graves if they saw the disrespectful shite to our country, flag, and vets allowed by the piece of shite vermin that is the left.
As far as lifelong information? He told me "Boy, never piss on an electric fence".
This post was edited on 7/27/24 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:53 pm to SaintlyTiger88
“I thought I ordered a sandwich?!?” As a sizzling and steaming plate of steak fajitas is slid in front of his face.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 6:59 pm to SaintlyTiger88
There’s nothing free in this world except air, and you have to suck after that.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:03 pm to SaintlyTiger88
My paternal grandfather when we’d walk in their house after church on Sunday and the Cowboys had the noon game: “y’all shut up the Cowboys are on.” He would never miss church either and we went to the same church.
My maternal grandfather: “I’ll jerk a knot in your arse so big a circus horse couldn’t jump over it.”
My maternal grandfather: “I’ll jerk a knot in your arse so big a circus horse couldn’t jump over it.”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:05 pm to grizzlylongcut
Quit primping in the mirror. You’re gonna be a man.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:06 pm to greenbean
quote:
You can't wear out something that makes its own lube.

Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:07 pm to SaintlyTiger88
“ Don’t believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:16 pm to SaintlyTiger88
shite fire and save matches
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:18 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Yellow bellied sap sucker
Mississippi Sissy
Sidewalk Sissy
Mississippi Sissy
Sidewalk Sissy
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:36 pm to SaintlyTiger88
“If you are bored, grab that hoe, & start on that row”…
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:50 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Two of my grandparents were dead when I was born. The two that weren’t died before I was 5.
So idk.
So idk.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 7:55 pm to SaintlyTiger88
nothing good happens after 2am
Posted on 7/27/24 at 8:19 pm to Topisawtiger
Get up boy, you’re gonna sleep your life away.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 9:40 pm to greenbean
Is that true about J_ws and tractors?
Posted on 7/27/24 at 9:44 pm to SaintlyTiger88
He called Muhammed Ali a "goddamned draft dodger" every time he set eyes on him.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 9:59 pm to TigerCoon
“Let’s piss on the fire and call it a coon hunt.”
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